To all to whom these presents shall come, greetings!
Know Ye that no person has won, and can truly never win this twisted, endless game because this decree is the last post in this thread.
Therefore, by decree, this thread has served its purpose and shall henceforth be closed for all eternity.
Every person who shall claim the contrary, or attempt to claim the contrary shall be imprisoned in the precincts of the Antarctic for the rest of their natural lives.
Dated the twenty-seventh day of April in the year of the Common Era, two-thousand and twenty.
First of all, I won with the help of my army of camels.
Second, let me rephrase,
What is your thing about extreme environments?
Third, if you are going to make an exception, change your declaration.
I’d figure the extreme environments would discourage you from defying the decree, but it seems like trying to enforce it this way is starting to seem pointless.
(sighs...)
I’ll have to find other methods to ensure none of you guys can win enforce my will.