Why would anyone want the full story?Note to self: Never argue with your housemate because of a Bratwurst on the counter on the phone while driving 85 MPH
You should do the laws of life category in Jeopardy!Another note to self: Never drink your housemate's Seltzer or else you'll sleep in the couch
One day, Man. One dayYou should do the laws of life category in Jeopardy!