bE THE lAST pOSTER TO bE THE wINRAR

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 12, 2021

I have a squirrel who wants your nuts.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 12, 2021

W H A T

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 12, 2021

Isn't that how nuts work, squirrels eat nuts?

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 12, 2021

Oh yeah, i thought it was the other kind

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 12, 2021

What you mean that kind?
No, my squirrel isn't a perverted freak.
It just helps me win.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 13, 2021

Wait why is my, OH GOD

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 13, 2021

That's right
I win.

New Celoveniortan · Jan 13, 2021

What's this?

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 13, 2021

My declaration of victory.

New Celoveniortan · Jan 13, 2021

Pretty sure it isn't.

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 13, 2021

I will remain the winrar forever.
Even if I use 7-zip.

Anne of Cleves · Jan 13, 2021

It says on this document that your 9x great grandfather gave up his rights to the winner’s throne in 1850, making you an illegitimate winner.

:shades:

New Celoveniortan · Jan 13, 2021

*turns into Henry VIII*
Divorce, get out.

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 13, 2021

Oh Anne, my ancestors were Jews, as such they were not even allowed to touch the winner's throne, or they were Russians and they wanted to farm instead of win, Checkmate.

New Celoveniortan · Jan 13, 2021

Settle down...

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 13, 2021

No one can tell me what to do!
I will punch five children in the face!

Anne of Cleves · Jan 13, 2021

New Celoveniortan:
*turns into Henry VIII*
Divorce, get out.

Ok...

*returns to Cleves but then hijacks the duchy*

I don’t need you anyways.

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 13, 2021

Checkmate, everyone.

Anne of Cleves · Jan 14, 2021

artiza · Jan 14, 2021

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 14, 2021

Now Playing: Vencermos

New Celoveniortan · Jan 14, 2021

Good luck!

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 14, 2021

Yesterday, I punched 5 children in the face, I am now going to do that again with 5 other children.

New Celoveniortan · Jan 14, 2021

How about I call the Police?

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 14, 2021

As if!

New Celoveniortan · Jan 14, 2021

Wanna try?

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 14, 2021

Today, I shot people in a bar, they were violating protocols

Aerilia · Jan 15, 2021

Who won?

Oh that's right, it was me!

Anne of Cleves · Jan 15, 2021

Wilkshire · Jan 15, 2021

Looks like it's me again.

New Celoveniortan · Jan 15, 2021

Are you sure about that?

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 15, 2021

The Winner position always will retract to me.

New Celoveniortan · Jan 15, 2021

*steals position*
I don't think so.

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 15, 2021

And...
Retract!

New Celoveniortan · Jan 15, 2021

California's United Pacific Republic...
RISE!

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 15, 2021

Nah, The Cascadians are coming to wipe the floor with you all.

New Celoveniortan · Jan 15, 2021

Cascadia... never heard of it. Sci-fi?

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 15, 2021

You're going to eat those words.

New Celoveniortan · Jan 15, 2021

Chill, man.

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 15, 2021

I will never chill.

bE THE lAST pOSTER TO bE THE wINRAR

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Empress of Cleves

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Empress of Cleves

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Empress of Cleves

old but not obsolete

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Empress of Cleves

Wise Elder Statesman

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.