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Fiorina met Putin in a private meeting
ooooooooooooh
She keeps talking about "very aggressive military excercises in the baltic states"
Provoking putin will not end well.
NO CARLY
THIS WILL START WAR
Why is she so dumb?
TGR
tell carly she's dumb
TheGrimReapermy god pls
Plembysorry m8
TheGrimReaper"very aggressive military exercises in the baltic states" is a euphemism
are you a fucking virgin or what m9
ooooooooooooh
She keeps talking about "very aggressive military excercises in the baltic states"
Provoking putin will not end well.
NO CARLY
THIS WILL START WAR
Why is she so dumb?
TGR
tell carly she's dumb
TheGrimReapermy god pls
Plembysorry m8
TheGrimReaper"very aggressive military exercises in the baltic states" is a euphemism
are you a fucking virgin or what m9
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
Yay!
<Plemby> o/
<Boots> Plemby?!!!
<Boots> Whoops, added a question mark.
<TheGrimReaper> Plemby. Who is Plemby?
<TheGrimReaper> Today on BBC, we seek to answer that question.
<TheGrimReaper> We'll be covering his life in detail as we ask who Plemby is to those who knew him best, to help shed light on who he is to us.
<TheGrimReaper> In the second half of this two-part miniseries, we'll consider who Plemby is to himself, and how he was made that way by the perceptions of those he knew - and those who knew him.
<TheGrimReaper> By the end of this series, we'll have uncovered just the tip of the iceberg that is - 'Plemby'.
<TheGrimReaper> I'm Deepak Chopra, and this is "Mysteries of the Plembysphere".
<Plemby> Miniseries one:
<Plemby> DD: Plemby was a troll.
<Plemby> Asta: Plemby trolled too much.
<Plemby> GM: Plemby did exactly as I say
<Plemby> McM: Plemby was totes bae
<Plemby> Raven: Plemby was the family blacksheep
<TheGrimReaper> "A troll. A bae. A black sheep. Plemby was a man, woman, or synthetic rubber toy of many faces. But we want to know who the real Plemby is.
<TheGrimReaper> And for that, we'll be going back to the start.
<TheGrimReaper> Plemby. Who is Plemby?
<TheGrimReaper> Today on BBC, we seek to answer that question
<TheGrimReaper> We'll be covering his life in detail as we ask who Plemby is to those who knew him best, to help shed light on who he is to us.
<TheGrimReaper> You remember the rest of the start, presumably. That brings us to today.
<TheGrimReaper> This documentary. And you watching it.
<TheGrimReaper> So we decided to interview - our own audience.
<TheGrimReaper> In just a few short seconds we will be breaking into the house of a random chosen audience member, and forcing them to answer a number of interview questions at gunpoint."
<Boots> Why are they randomly chosen?
<TheGrimReaper> because this way we can get it written off as a non-profit lottery
<Boots> Ah.
<MyroMobile> "Plemby was [...] quiet. I never thought he'd do something like this"
<MyroMobile> "He always [...] smiled. But he was hiding a dark secret"
<TheGrimReaper> "The Grim Reaper (has heard of Plemby): He had varying tastes. One day, he'd feel like having fish and chips. The next day, he'd feel like chicken for a main instead. You could tell he was a volatile, mentally disturbed person from the start."
<TheGrimReaper> "It always seemed odd to me how, almost everytime I saw him, he'd be wearing black. It wasn't just any black, either - here, I'll show you. I still have his uniform - well, not his, but the uniform of the company we both worked at, the one he always wore."
<Plemby> We played in a death metal band
<TheGrimReaper> "Plemby (Plemby Expert): "We played in a death metal band.""
<MyroMobile> "I was working with Plemby on September 11. He said 'did you hear about New York?' I knew then that he had a...preoccupation with violence."
<madjack> I have no idea whats going on.
<TheGrimReaper> "Madjack (Cartographer): I have no idea whats going on."
<Plemby> What was I, a serial killer?
<TheGrimReaper> "Myroria (Serial Killer): A friend of mine tipped me off about Plemby. I knew immediately...he was different. His buttocks were perfectly even, unlike anyone else's, and he was extremely immodest. He would undress constantly, without even a shred of shame at the fact I was secretly watching him from a tree on the other side of the neighbourhood"
<TheGrimReaper> no, you became a lawyer
<MyroMobile> You hit a squirrel with your car
<Plemby> Oh, well that's a relief
<Lord_Lore> .....
<TheGrimReaper> Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion to "Mysteries of the Plembysphere."
<TheGrimReaper> "It's obvious to me...if he had just aligned his chakras a few days earlier, with an accredited spiritual masseuse"
<TheGrimReaper> *fade to black*
<Boots> Plemby?!!!
<Boots> Whoops, added a question mark.
<TheGrimReaper> Plemby. Who is Plemby?
<TheGrimReaper> Today on BBC, we seek to answer that question.
<TheGrimReaper> We'll be covering his life in detail as we ask who Plemby is to those who knew him best, to help shed light on who he is to us.
<TheGrimReaper> In the second half of this two-part miniseries, we'll consider who Plemby is to himself, and how he was made that way by the perceptions of those he knew - and those who knew him.
<TheGrimReaper> By the end of this series, we'll have uncovered just the tip of the iceberg that is - 'Plemby'.
<TheGrimReaper> I'm Deepak Chopra, and this is "Mysteries of the Plembysphere".
<Plemby> Miniseries one:
<Plemby> DD: Plemby was a troll.
<Plemby> Asta: Plemby trolled too much.
<Plemby> GM: Plemby did exactly as I say
<Plemby> McM: Plemby was totes bae
<Plemby> Raven: Plemby was the family blacksheep
<TheGrimReaper> "A troll. A bae. A black sheep. Plemby was a man, woman, or synthetic rubber toy of many faces. But we want to know who the real Plemby is.
<TheGrimReaper> And for that, we'll be going back to the start.
<TheGrimReaper> Plemby. Who is Plemby?
<TheGrimReaper> Today on BBC, we seek to answer that question
<TheGrimReaper> We'll be covering his life in detail as we ask who Plemby is to those who knew him best, to help shed light on who he is to us.
<TheGrimReaper> You remember the rest of the start, presumably. That brings us to today.
<TheGrimReaper> This documentary. And you watching it.
<TheGrimReaper> So we decided to interview - our own audience.
<TheGrimReaper> In just a few short seconds we will be breaking into the house of a random chosen audience member, and forcing them to answer a number of interview questions at gunpoint."
<Boots> Why are they randomly chosen?
<TheGrimReaper> because this way we can get it written off as a non-profit lottery
<Boots> Ah.
<MyroMobile> "Plemby was [...] quiet. I never thought he'd do something like this"
<MyroMobile> "He always [...] smiled. But he was hiding a dark secret"
<TheGrimReaper> "The Grim Reaper (has heard of Plemby): He had varying tastes. One day, he'd feel like having fish and chips. The next day, he'd feel like chicken for a main instead. You could tell he was a volatile, mentally disturbed person from the start."
<TheGrimReaper> "It always seemed odd to me how, almost everytime I saw him, he'd be wearing black. It wasn't just any black, either - here, I'll show you. I still have his uniform - well, not his, but the uniform of the company we both worked at, the one he always wore."
<Plemby> We played in a death metal band
<TheGrimReaper> "Plemby (Plemby Expert): "We played in a death metal band.""
<MyroMobile> "I was working with Plemby on September 11. He said 'did you hear about New York?' I knew then that he had a...preoccupation with violence."
<madjack> I have no idea whats going on.
<TheGrimReaper> "Madjack (Cartographer): I have no idea whats going on."
<Plemby> What was I, a serial killer?
<TheGrimReaper> "Myroria (Serial Killer): A friend of mine tipped me off about Plemby. I knew immediately...he was different. His buttocks were perfectly even, unlike anyone else's, and he was extremely immodest. He would undress constantly, without even a shred of shame at the fact I was secretly watching him from a tree on the other side of the neighbourhood"
<TheGrimReaper> no, you became a lawyer
<MyroMobile> You hit a squirrel with your car
<Plemby> Oh, well that's a relief
<Lord_Lore> .....
<TheGrimReaper> Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion to "Mysteries of the Plembysphere."
<TheGrimReaper> "It's obvious to me...if he had just aligned his chakras a few days earlier, with an accredited spiritual masseuse"
<TheGrimReaper> *fade to black*
- TNP Nation
- McMasterdonia
That is bloody hilarious.
<Plemby> Also the rebels and Assad are up for another round of peace talks.
<Plemby> I'd be funny if the whole conflict ends before the election.
<TheGrimReaper> "Kurdish commander announces ISIS was a clever ruse"
<Plemby> lol
<TheGrimReaper> "ISIS execution victims have released a vlog revealing it was all a trick"
* Plemby spits
<TheGrimReaper> "Osama bin Laden has revealed he is still alive, having become a magician and having helped to plan the fake executions
<TheGrimReaper> after disappearing during the SEAL raid on his compound
* Plemby spits again
<TheGrimReaper> He has thanked Obama for secretly being an intrinsic part of this plot to gain Kurdish independence, after a long and arduous set of barters, starting with Obama's Texan birth certificate (which has recently been found) being swapped for a small loan of a million dollars, moving onwards to the nation of Iraq"
<Sakmitshu> :l
<TheGrimReaper> "angela merkel has announced that the refugee camps in Europe actually contain not refugees, but household robots, to be given away as presents to the European populace"
<TheGrimReaper> "the BNP has condemned this action as a normalization of brown skin; angela merkel has announced that said robots come with white skin cleverly hidden underneath"
<Plemby> I'd be funny if the whole conflict ends before the election.
<TheGrimReaper> "Kurdish commander announces ISIS was a clever ruse"
<Plemby> lol
<TheGrimReaper> "ISIS execution victims have released a vlog revealing it was all a trick"
* Plemby spits
<TheGrimReaper> "Osama bin Laden has revealed he is still alive, having become a magician and having helped to plan the fake executions
<TheGrimReaper> after disappearing during the SEAL raid on his compound
* Plemby spits again
<TheGrimReaper> He has thanked Obama for secretly being an intrinsic part of this plot to gain Kurdish independence, after a long and arduous set of barters, starting with Obama's Texan birth certificate (which has recently been found) being swapped for a small loan of a million dollars, moving onwards to the nation of Iraq"
<Sakmitshu> :l
<TheGrimReaper> "angela merkel has announced that the refugee camps in Europe actually contain not refugees, but household robots, to be given away as presents to the European populace"
<TheGrimReaper> "the BNP has condemned this action as a normalization of brown skin; angela merkel has announced that said robots come with white skin cleverly hidden underneath"
- TNP Nation
- McMasterdonia
Damn, I wish I'd been there to get in on that fun action.
- TNP Nation
- McMasterdonia
I've been on a few times but nobody spoke to me haha. I did see Salax and some of the other oldies still there though.
- TNP Nation
- McMasterdonia
Well poke me for the next one.