Amusing IRC Quotes

Merconitonitopia: Um hi
Riptide: hai
Riptide: Do you like my fan fic?
Riptide: I pm'd to you
Merconitonitopia: wait just a sec~
Riptide: hold on
Riptide: "Has it really been this long already?" Orange asked himself as he stared at the calendar. It was an old thing, scrounged out from the dumpster of the noblemen in the wealthy neighborhood years ago, from before the incident. The dates were already crossed out, but Orange didn't care. He liked the pictures of the world that it shows above each month. The beaches of the Bahamas, the mountains of Sweden, the deserts of Africa, and the forests of Canada. "They all seem so peaceful," Orange thought. "Why did it come down to this?" Orange wasn't able to focus on anything for long periods of time, as today was the day he turned 15. The age necessary to take part in the Games.

Two weeks later was the dreaded event, the Choosing Ceremony. Here, everyone above the age of 14 and under the age of 30 will have their name entered into the database and randomly drawn. After 16 participants are chosen, they will be put in the Arena to fight for their lives. "Please, God. Just this once, let me have good luck in my life." Orange thought. Suddenly, he remembered how much he had lost to these games. His father was chosen to participate, and he was brutally murdered by the President's grandson, Phross. "Hah, president. Yeah right," Orange thought to himself."There's no democracy here. The president is a dictator who cares only for himself. He forces even his own grandson to partake in the games year after year." He looked in the dirty, cracked mirror that hung over his bed. He saw a teenage boy. Short, but strong. Brown hair caked with dirt. Blue eyes and a small nose. He looked at the picture next to the mirror, and he nearly cried. His mother and father were in front of the Eiffel Tower on vacation, before Orange was even born, before the nation was even like this. He had his dad's hair and size, but it was his mother where the resemblance really took place. They had the same sharp eyes, the same small nose. Even the same chin.
Riptide: There you go
Merconitonitopia: Oh
Merconitonitopia: Yeah fuck democracy
Riptide: How do you like it?
Riptide: xD
Riptide: how do you like it?
Merconitonitopia: Mayestic
Riptide: Wooooo!
Merconitonitopia: Phross xD
Riptide: Btw I'm supposed to be off the computer right now, so don't be hurt if I leave unexpectedly
Riptide: XD
Riptide: aaaand that's my cue.
Riptide: Gotta go merc.
Riptide: Cya
Merconitonitopia: Bye
Riptide is now Offline.
Riptide is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
Merconitonitopia: WAIT I GET IT NOW
Merconitonitopia: BECAUSE PHROSS IS THE DICTATOR OF OC AND DOESN'T LET THE USERS GET THEIR SAY
Merconitonitopia: AHA HA HA HA HA

(OC is a website controlled mostly by Phross, however he wasn't the one that created it.)
 
An interesting skype conversation:

[8/11/2013 10:19:57 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: Ah okay. Are you new to NS?
[8/11/2013 10:20:28 PM] Realm of No Return: Fairy new I have joned the black riders and done a handful of raids.
[8/11/2013 10:20:47 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: Ah, I see.
[8/11/2013 10:20:50 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: Well nice to meet you :)
[8/11/2013 10:21:02 PM] Realm of No Return: and you what region are you a part of?
[8/11/2013 10:22:11 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: I am Delegate of the North Pacific
[8/11/2013 10:22:48 PM] Realm of No Return: Okay I see does your region raid.
[8/11/2013 10:29:18 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: Sometimes, it depends on the target.
[8/11/2013 10:30:11 PM] Realm of No Return: So it does not do tag raiding
[8/11/2013 10:32:49 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: no, it doesn't
[8/11/2013 10:33:37 PM] Realm of No Return: So how long you been a delegate.
[8/11/2013 10:34:00 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: I've been Delegate for about 50 days. This is my second time in the seat though.
[8/11/2013 10:35:08 PM] Realm of No Return: Okay well if you ever find your self out of the delegacy then feel free to join tbr
[8/11/2013 11:10:58 PM] Realm of No Return: Are you still here?
[8/11/2013 11:11:48 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: yep
[8/11/2013 11:12:07 PM] Realm of No Return: Okay so would ever wanna join tbr?
[8/11/2013 11:12:19 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: no
[8/11/2013 11:12:29 PM] Realm of No Return: Why not?
[8/11/2013 11:12:44 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: I don't like tag raiding.
[8/11/2013 11:12:58 PM] McMasterdonia TNP: And I would prefer to not be involved in another regions military
[8/11/2013 11:13:07 PM] Realm of No Return: okay
 
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Dali
<mcmaway>: awkward moment when I ask what a pillow-biter is on the rmb o_o
<TheGrimReaper>: oh dear god
<TheGrimReaper>: I feel like I know where that's going
<mcmaway>: I now realise that I missed a lot of sexual innuendo and made it far worse
<TheGrimReaper>: dear god mcm
<mcmaway>:
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Dali
<mcmaway>: awkward moment when I ask what a pillow-biter is on the rmb o_o
<TheGrimReaper>: oh dear god
<TheGrimReaper>: I feel like I know where that's going
<mcmaway>: I now realise that I missed a lot of sexual innuendo and made it far worse
<TheGrimReaper>: dear god mcm
<mcmaway>:
 
This was a rather interesting conversation I had with someone on Skype.
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:24 PM
WE WILL MAKE COMUNISIM FALL
Merconitonitopia 8:24 PM
INDEED
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:24 PM
KILL IT
Merconitonitopia 8:24 PM
AND CAPITALISM TOO
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:24 PM
NIEN
Merconitonitopia 8:24 PM
ANARCHISM ALL THE WAY
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:24 PM
DENIED
Merconitonitopia 8:25 PM
ANARCHY > CAPITALISM > COMMIENISM
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:25 PM
WE WILL MAKE IT ALL FALL
8:25 PM
AND WE WILL RULE
Merconitonitopia 8:25 PM
NO ONE SHALL RULE
8:25 PM
NO GODS NO MASTERS
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:25 PM
I SHALL
Merconitonitopia 8:25 PM
FUCK OFF
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:25 PM
KILL THE NON BELIVERS
Merconitonitopia 8:25 PM
KILL THE BELIEVERS
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:26 PM
FUCK THE ANARCISTS
Merconitonitopia 8:26 PM
NO
8:26 PM
KILL THE FILTHY STATISTS
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:26 PM
NUKES MOTHERFUCKER
Merconitonitopia 8:26 PM
ANARCHY FOR A FREE HUMANITY
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:26 PM
KILL THE FREEDOM
Merconitonitopia 8:26 PM
YOU FILTHY STATISTS CLING TO YOUR SLAVERY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE FREEDOM
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:27 PM
KILLJOY MOTHERFUCKER
Merconitonitopia 8:27 PM
NO U
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:27 PM
GET FUCKED
Merconitonitopia 8:27 PM
NO U
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:27 PM
HEY...
8:27 PM
I HAVE AN IDEA
Merconitonitopia 8:27 PM
???
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:27 PM
LETS ALL GET FUCKED
Merconitonitopia 8:27 PM
K
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:27 PM
AND BLOW UP THE EARTH
Merconitonitopia 8:27 PM
:D
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:28 PM
<Thumps up emoticon>
8:28 PM
AND WE WILL RULE JUPITER
8:28 PM
YOU CAN HAVE NEPTUNE
Merconitonitopia 8:28 PM
K
8:28 PM
SOUNDS LIKE FUN
8:28 PM
LET'S DO THIS SHI
8:28 PM
T
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:28 PM
LETS SEE WHO BLOWS UP FIRST
Merconitonitopia 8:29 PM
CLEARY YOU SHALL
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:29 PM
5
8:29 PM
4
8:29 PM
3
8:29 PM
2
Merconitonitopia 8:29 PM
UM
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:29 PM
1
8:29 PM
Merconitonitopia DIES
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:29 PM
SHORTCIRKIT
8:29 PM
IMEAN [me]DIES
8:29 PM
FUCK
Merconitonitopia 8:29 PM
LOL
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:29 PM
AHH SHIT
Merconitonitopia 8:29 PM
WE DEAD
8:29 PM
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER dies
Merconitonitopia 8:29 PM
ERRYONE DEAD
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER 8:29 PM
*BOOM*
8:30 PM
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER GOES TO HEAV... OH WAIT
8:30 PM
Earth blows up
8:30 PM
YOU TREAD ON ME? I TREAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER goes to communist hell
 
[14:45] <Delicious_Blue_Wolffles> Hail!
[14:45] <r3n> Hail Wolf!
[14:45] <McMasterdonia> yay blue wolffles are delicious
[14:46] <r3n> I always have some for breakfast
[14:46] <r3n> blue wolffles and grapefruit juice
[14:47] <Delicious_Blue_Wolffles> I prefer my Blue Wolffles with Tentacle Grape soda
[14:48] <McMasterdonia> you are a disturbed human being.....
 
Salaxalans TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY COOKS
TAC This was reserved ofr Henn, but I'll make an exception.
TAC puts Salax in a strait jacket and puts a Moon Pie in his mouth.
KringPhone Pie?
Salaxalans hums the Too Many Cooks theme
KringPhone puts Salaxalans inside The Bag, and puts The Bag inside a safe
Salaxalans taps the Too Many Cooks theme on the wall of the safe
KringPhone handcuffs Salaxalans
Salaxalans taps the Too Many Cooks theme on the wall of the safe with the handcuffs
Arbiter08 throws TAC into solitary confinement for harboring pie within TSP
TAC Moon Pie's are not actual pies...
Salaxalans They have pie in the name though
KringPhone Do we look like we're reasonable people, TAC?
TAC who said you could take your Moon Pie out?
Salaxalans I ate it!
Arbiter08 Cake is the only dessert allowed here o7
TAC You all saw it, Salaxalans ATE pie.
Dali Heretic!
Salaxalans YOU MADE ME
TAC The pie is inside you now. Can you feel it? Can you feel it inside of you?
Salaxalans throws up on TAC
TAC ewww Gleep juice. Or is it Gloop?
 
<Eluvatar>: Cormac is like an electron
<COE>: I'm actually not up to date on cormac's gameplay affiliation
<Eluvatar>: his spin is always defined
Dali happily says screw you to R/D crap ^_^
<Eluvatar>: but not stable
<COE>: and it's impossible to know his position at any given moment
 
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Democratic_Donkeys
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Democratic_Donkeys
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Democratic_Donkeys
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Democratic_Donkeys
<+Democratic_Donkeys> nice spam, dummy
<+Democratic_Donkeys> u wanna go?
<+Democratic_Donkeys> on a date
<+Democratic_Donkeys> with me
<+Democratic_Donkeys> ?


DD is hitting on chanserv O_O clearly deranged.
 
<+TheGrimReaper> don't be too hard on yourselves, I've been doing this since literally before I had the capacity to appreciate cleavage
 
Cronaalwhat colour will lara's dildo be
21:09Cronaalthe most important question
21:09ORGASMICTURKEYWe aren't doing the birds and the bees remember?
21:09ORGASMICTURKEYToo inappropriate
21:09Cronaalwhat about bees and the bees.
21:09Cronaal./lenny
21:09ORGASMICTURKEYUgh, fine. Royal purple, gold encrusted...
 
<@plemingovia> About the personal question, mcm
<@McMasterdonia> what is it
<@McMasterdonia> i told you i'm six years old<@McMasterdonia> that I am islamic, jewish, hinduist, buddhist. <@McMasterdonia> that i am an aboriginal
<@McMasterdonia> chinese person
 
McMasterdonia: I like insane women, but Larissa waters is too insane
She would start crying over everything
Omg the koalas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying*
plembobria:hehe
McMasterdonia:Omg the celery !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying........*
 
<Gradea>A system is said to be in thermal equilibrium when it experiences no change in its observable state (i.e. macrostate) over time.
<Gradea>If it is specified that a system is in thermal equilibrium with itself (i.e., thermal equilibrium is reflexive), then the zeroth law may be stated as follows
<Gradea>The zeroth law establishes thermal equilibrium as an equivalence relationship.
<Cronaal>boring

*** Cronaal is now known as Cronaal|DeathByGradea
 
[14:04] <@McMasterdonia> I think i actually have a phobia for fat people
[14:05] <@Sakmitshu> wat
[14:05] <@McMasterdonia> Fat people scare me
[14:05] <@McMasterdonia> You have to be careful what you say around them
[14:05] <@McMasterdonia> because elephants never forget
 
mcmphone:Miley Cyrus was released upon the world and in response Canada deployed the Biebes
Vandoosa:I thought the miley Cyrus age was well over..
mcmphone:Worse than nuclear warfare

Romanoffia spews beer out the nose
mcmphone:Don't waste that
 
RomanoffiaOK, along the same lines, I'm driving by a church with a friend a number of years ago. We see the groom going in the front door and the bride going in the back door. My friend yells out the window, "YOU'LL BE SORRY!!". LOL!
Or worse yet, driving by a church on Easter Sunday and yelling out the window of the car, "Easter has been called off. They found the body." :o
plembobriaLOL!!
mcmphoneThe last wedding I went to my grandma objected to the union
Because she is sassy and mean
Vandoosafound the body? *does not know much about Easter*
mcmphoneThey found the body in the chocolate egg
And then Jesus moved the chocolate egg and came back to life
Romanoffia:D
plembobrialols
RomanoffiaThey've got it all wrong. It's not the Easter Bunny. It's the Easter Chicken. You don't think that a rabbit laid all those eggs, do you?
mcmphoneNo it's a bunny because of Peter Rabbit
Who was one of Jesus apostles
mcmphoneAnd became head of the church
That is why the pope wears that weird hat
Vandoosaoh! I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness! (not one any more and poop on religion) Make some JW jokes!
mcmphoneThat sounds horrible
are you ok?
RomanoffiaI had someone ring by door bell a while back. They said they were Jehovah's witnesses. I told them, "Sorry, I didn't see the accident" and slammed the door in their faces.
mcmphoneTell them that you're a Mormon and they will run away
Or confess that you're a lesbian. Normally you need to be female for this to work.
plembobria<- spat on the screen again
RomanoffiaLOL!
I'm a lesbian in a man's body. O_o
Cronaal...
VandoosaI've thought of telling them I'm a communist and offer them a shot of vodka..
 
<@flemingovia> that is a pm with a lot of exclamation marks. Sign of a deranged mind.
<@McMasterdonia> Damn. Is it starting to show?
<@flemingovia> oh, it showed years ago. this is just confirmation.
<@McMasterdonia> Shame. I thought I had hidden it well.
 
mcmasterdonia:
<+QuietDad> Three kinds of people live in Texas. Rednecks, Mexicans and tourists
<+Cronaal> You mean idiots, idiots and idiots
;-; Cronaal why do you do this to me?
 
Cronaal:
Yeraennus:
Cronaal:
Yeraennus:
mcmasterdonia:
<+QuietDad> Three kinds of people live in Texas. Rednecks, Mexicans and tourists
<+Cronaal> You mean idiots, idiots and idiots
;-; Cronaal why do you do this to me?
I've been to Houston before.
I'm from Houston ;-;
Sagemont specifically.
TFW your home city is so big you have to look up where sagemont is.
 
Yeraennus:
Cronaal:
Yeraennus:
Cronaal:
Yeraennus:
mcmasterdonia:
<+QuietDad> Three kinds of people live in Texas. Rednecks, Mexicans and tourists
<+Cronaal> You mean idiots, idiots and idiots
;-; Cronaal why do you do this to me?
I've been to Houston before.
I'm from Houston ;-;
Sagemont specifically.
TFW your home city is so big you have to look up where sagemont is.
I spent 2 and a half months there.
I like the chicken place beneath/near the freeway.

BUT! Off topic ;-;
 
<Boots> Asta didn't make the WFE a Bootsie theme...
<McMasterdonia> The Delegate is very busy. She has been meeting with minority groups to address the issue of terrorism in our community.
<McMasterdonia> she fully intends to stop the boats and defeat the ISIS death cult
<McMasterdonia> Death cult
<McMasterdonia> Death cult
<Democratic_Donkeys> White cis heternormative terror
<McMasterdonia> Death cult
<McMasterdonia> The Delegate met with President Obama yesterday, who asked for her support in bombing syria
<McMasterdonia> The Delegate agreed to provide support for airstrikes to defeat the death cult, but stated that no boots will be on the ground.
<McMasterdonia> In order to beat the death cult, she will first stop the boats.
<McMasterdonia> She will then have the boats towed to Nauru, where everyone - especially the children will be imprisoned
<McMasterdonia> Forever and ever
<McMasterdonia> yesterday evening, SillyString went to Iraq
<McMasterdonia> It was a happy place with flowery meadows, and rainbow skies.. where the children laughed and danced and played with gumdrop smiles
<McMasterdonia> The Delegate met with soldiers who had been involved in an assault on a taliban command centre
<McMasterdonia> When discussing the death of a Special Forces Commander the Delegate said "shit happens"
<McMasterdonia> The Delegate has withdrawn funding from a commission into child abuse by the church stating that the Church is innocent and has never done anything wrong.

<McMasterdonia> The Vice Delegate Myroria has been under heavy scrutiny over allegations that he intends to challenge the sitting Delegate at the coming election. While appearing outside a marathon event in Central Guslantis, the Vice Delegate said "I fully intend to run" whicch prompted serious speculation over his intentions.
<McMasterdonia> I think we can all agree that the Vice Delegate is clearly undermining the Delegates authority and intends to overthrow her
<McMasterdonia> by force if necessary
 
PlembyCarson's voice cracks like an adolescent sometimes.
TheGrimReaperhis elocution is legit atrocious
Plembylolol
madjackleave eeyore alone
TheGrimReaperI legit hated him the moment i heard him speak even before I knew his policies
like
he sounds like a tamarind monkey that's just had its nails forcibly removed
and is trying desperately not to be noticed in case the vet decides to just put it down with a hammer
 
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