Amusing IRC Quotes

[(time=1331608920)] <Perhaps> ai
[(time=1331608980)] <Eluvatar> A million times I ask you,
[(time=1331608980)] <Eluvatar> And then I ask you over again.
[(time=1331608980)] <Eluvatar> You only answer
[(time=1331608980)] <Eluvatar> Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps?
[(time=1331608980)] <Perhaps> oh
[(time=1331608980)] <Perhaps> I thought you were mad at me for a second
[(time=1331609040)] <Perhaps> I have a question
[(time=1331609040)] <Perhaps> Is [bgcolor=black][redacted][/bgcolor] really an only child?
[(time=1331609040)] <Perhaps> [bgcolor=black][redacted][/bgcolor] told me so but I think he is fucking with me
[(time=1331609040)] <Eluvatar> I wasn't aware you swung that way
[(time=1331609100)] <Perhaps> That joke doesn't work in this context
[(time=1331609100)] <Perhaps> And you haven't satisfied my inquiry
[(time=1331609100)] <Eluvatar> I'm very sorry for my impardonably gauche humour
[(time=1331609160)] <Perhaps> I don't forgive you
[(time=1331609220)] <Perhaps> Blue Wolf is delegate of TNP
[(time=1331609220)] <Perhaps> How could you let that happen?
[(time=1331609220)] <Eluvatar> I always aim to satisfy, so it is a shame that I cannot but make a reply which answers your question
[(time=1331609220)] <Eluvatar> not
[(time=1331609220)] <Perhaps> not?
[(time=1331609280)] <Eluvatar> I'm flattered, but you overestimate me
[(time=1331609280)] <Perhaps> I don't
[(time=1331609280)] <Eluvatar> Oh stop it, you
[(time=1331609280)] <Perhaps> I won't stop it
[(time=1331609340)] <Eluvatar> But if you don't, dear, confess.
[(time=1331609340)] <Perhaps> This is clearly part of an evil plan on your part
[(time=1331609340)] <Eluvatar> And please don't tell me
[(time=1331609340)] <Eluvatar> Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
[(time=1331609340)] <Perhaps> You are running are you not?
[(time=1331609340)] <Eluvatar> Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
[(time=1331609400)] <Perhaps> As long as it isn't Cormac
[(time=1331609400)] <Eluvatar> He'd be worse than Evil Wolf?
[(time=1331609400)] <Eluvatar> But Evil Wolf's Evil!
[(time=1331609520)] <Perhaps> This is Blue Wolf we are talking about
[(time=1331609520)] <Perhaps> Evil Wolf was buried long ago
[(time=1331609520)] <Perhaps> Get your facts straight
[(time=1331609520)] <Perhaps> Ur supposed to be the dossier man
[(time=1331609520)] <Perhaps> Captain Intelligence 2012 or w/e
[(time=1331609580)] <Perhaps> They stuck pinned a medal on you
[(time=1331609580)] <Perhaps> -___-
[(time=1331609640)] <Eluvatar> He cannot die whilst I yet live
[(time=1331609640)] <Perhaps> In this case the two are not connected like that
[(time=1331609700)] <Perhaps> You are being exceedingly foolish today
[(time=1331609700)] <Perhaps> Are you drunk?
[(time=1331609700)] <Perhaps> Or since this is NS
[(time=1331609700)] <Perhaps> Pretending to be drunk?
[(time=1331609700)] <Eluvatar> "I'll be sober in the morning."
[(time=1331609700)] <Eluvatar> A wonderful book
[(time=1331609760)] <Perhaps> How is the toaster doing
[(time=1331609760)] <Perhaps> Tell me all about the latest features
[(time=1331609820)] <Eluvatar> This isn't the appliance you're looking for
[(time=1331609820)] <Eluvatar> move along
[(time=1331610000)] <Perhaps> okay goofy
[(time=1331610000)] <Perhaps> but I have word from a bird
[(time=1331610000)] <Perhaps> toaster-killer is on the move
[(time=1331610000)] <Eluvatar> You can't kill an idea
[(time=1331610060)] <Perhaps> i mean in the sense that
[(time=1331610060)] <Perhaps> a special some1
[(time=1331610060)] <Perhaps> is making a better one
[(time=1331610060)] <Eluvatar> and what is an invention but an idea
[(time=1331610060)] <Eluvatar> inconcievable, you wound me
[(time=1331610060)] <Perhaps> that's what I thought
[(time=1331610060)] <Perhaps> but idk
[(time=1331610060)] <Perhaps> looks promising
[(time=1331610060)] <Perhaps> it's still fresh out the womb though
[(time=1331610120)] <Perhaps> so
[(time=1331610120)] <Eluvatar> By all means let us compare the breadth of these secret tools
[(time=1331610120)] <Perhaps> k
[(time=1331610120)] <Perhaps> you go first
[(time=1331610300)] <Eluvatar> Life is like a game and we are the pawns
[(time=1331610300)] <Eluvatar> But Ive played this game for far too long.
[(time=1331610300)] <Eluvatar> Im tired of the secrets and past mistakes.
[(time=1331610300)] <Eluvatar> Every dissapointment is too much to take.
[(time=1331610300)] <Eluvatar> I'll show you mine if you show me your's first.
[(time=1331610300)] <Eluvatar> Lets compare scars I'll tell you whose is worst.
[(time=1331610660)] <Perhaps> You're a complicated man
[(time=1331610660)] <Perhaps> Do you have a girlfriend?
[(time=1331610720)] <Eluvatar> I'm sorry, I don't swing that way
[(time=1331610720)] <Eluvatar> I'm flattered, though, thank you
[(time=1331610720)] <Perhaps> really?
[(time=1331610720)] <Eluvatar> It's nice of you to show an interest
[(time=1331610780)] <Perhaps> u like men?
[(time=1331610780)] <Eluvatar> I like them well enough, but not romantically, sorry.
[(time=1331610840)] <Perhaps> So what way do you swing then?
[(time=1331610840)] <Eluvatar> ... the other way
[(time=1331610840)] <Eluvatar> Do you perhaps need a some rest?
[(time=1331611020)] <Perhaps> I asked about your romantic situation
[(time=1331611020)] <Perhaps> With respect to girls
[(time=1331611080)] <Perhaps> Inform me
[(time=1331611140)] <Perhaps> is Alicia DiLaurentis really a woman?
[(time=1331611260)] <Eluvatar> You might be better served posing these personal questions to a magic eight ball FYI
[(time=1331611320)] <Perhaps> share
[(time=1331611320)] <Perhaps> you'll feel better about yourself
[(time=1331611440)] <Eluvatar> Thank you, thank you for revealing to me the importance of talking to someone about deeply held feelings, you're my only hope
[(time=1331611440)] <Eluvatar> I'll be sure to get in touch tomorrow with my deepest darkest secrets, it'll be great to get them off my back
[(time=1331611500)] <Perhaps> i don't want your deepest most darkest secrets
[(time=1331611500)] <Perhaps> i just wanna know
[(time=1331611500)] <Perhaps> your romantic scenario
[(time=1331611500)] <Perhaps> regarding
[(time=1331611500)] <Perhaps> yourself
[(time=1331611500)] <Perhaps> and possibily
[(time=1331611560)] <Perhaps> a significant other
[(time=1331611560)] <Perhaps> don't strike me as the hump and dump type
[(time=1331611740)] <Eluvatar> I sat on a wall, I had a great fall;
[(time=1331611740)] <Eluvatar> All the kings' horses and all the king's men
[(time=1331611740)] <Eluvatar> Couldn't put me together again?
[(time=1331611860)] <Perhaps> Awwwwww
[(time=1331611860)] <Perhaps> Bit dramatic though
[(time=1331611860)] <Eluvatar> Is that what you're suggesting?
[(time=1331611860)] <Perhaps> Get back out there
[(time=1331611860)] <Perhaps> There are a lot of fish in the sea
[(time=1331611920)] <Eluvatar> It all comes into view
[(time=1331612040)] <Perhaps> it's cool dude
[(time=1331612040)] <Perhaps> i know how you feel
[(time=1331612040)] <Perhaps> drink the pain away man
[(time=1331612040)] <Perhaps> then
[(time=1331612100)] <Perhaps> position yourself in an enviornment
[(time=1331612100)] <Perhaps> where you can meet some babes
[(time=1331612100)] <Perhaps> if you're out of school
[(time=1331612100)] <Perhaps> idk
[(time=1331612100)] <Perhaps> how old are you?
[(time=1331612160)] <Eluvatar> time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so
[(time=1331612220)] <Perhaps> where does your girlfriend fit in? :P
[(time=1331612460)] <Perhaps> and is Gates the god on irc
[(time=1331612580)] <Eluvatar> EQP/1.0 404 Not Found
[(time=1331612580)] <Eluvatar> Date: Wed Mar 13 00:23:48 EDT 2013
[(time=1331612640)] <Eluvatar> Expires: Never
[(time=1331612640)] <Perhaps> don't understand
[(time=1331612880)] <Perhaps> is the UDL going to defend Nazi Europe?
[(time=1331613660)] <Eluvatar> Would you permit me to post a log of this conversation?
[(time=1331613660)] <Perhaps> to who?
[(time=1331613660)] <Eluvatar> TNP
[(time=1331613660)] <Perhaps> all of it? why?
[(time=1331613720)] <Perhaps> I mean...am I missing something here?
[(time=1331613720)] <Perhaps> what is it that makes this conversation log worthy? :P
[(time=1331613780)] <Eluvatar> Your helpfulness
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> don't know what you mean
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> go ahead though
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> are you including this part?
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> because if so
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> I'd like to make a crack about Gates teh God
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> the God
[(time=1331613780)] <Eluvatar> go ahead
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> Gates the God
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> go [bgcolor=black][redacted][/bgcolor] yourself you fat bastard
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> there
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> also Gates the God has a small penis
[(time=1331613780)] <Perhaps> put that in there too
[(time=1331613840)] <Perhaps> :)
[(time=1331613900)] <Perhaps> don't filter
[(time=1331613900)] <Perhaps> your posting a log
[(time=1331613900)] <Perhaps> 're
 
Alicia DiLaurentis:
Ohhhh seems like Perhaps is interested in me xD

Well, everyone is :P
Take it as a compliment :)

Perhaps was recently banned from #tnp, to give you a clue. Recently as in, within the last couple of months.
 
Wait...why Elu's log has March 2012 as a date? I wasn't even here then.

Lol I know it's a simple typo but I noticed it :P
 
<Scandigrad>: Comrade Blue Wolf
<Scandigrad>: Comrade Blue Wolf
<Scandigrad>: It is my duty as Comrade to the Soviet Republik inform you that I do not believe Comrade Jamie has faith in our communist ideals.
<Scandigrad>: I fear...
<Scandigrad>: I fear he is a...
<Scandigrad>: a...
<Scandigrad>: *capitalist*
 
<+Chasmanthe> how are you?
<+Asta> pretty good thanks. Just preparing some cat for lunch
<+Chasmanthe> you eat cats?
<+Asta> yeah
<+Chasmanthe> that's pretty shocking
<+Asta> Only on weekends
<+Asta> They aren't my cats or anything.
<+Chasmanthe> OHHH
<+Chasmanthe> that's ok then
 
Blue Wolf II:
<Scandigrad>: Comrade Blue Wolf
<Scandigrad>: Comrade Blue Wolf
<Scandigrad>: It is my duty as Comrade to the Soviet Republik inform you that I do not believe Comrade Jamie has faith in our communist ideals.
<Scandigrad>: I fear...
<Scandigrad>: I fear he is a...
<Scandigrad>: a...
<Scandigrad>: *capitalist*
Something will have to be done about this immediately.
 
[21:34]<Karpathos>FriarTuck, shut your mouth
[21:34]<Karpathos>Oh wait
[21:35]<Karpathos>Friar Tuck, like the Robin Hood guy?
[21:35]<Iro>lol
[21:35]<Karpathos>wait
[21:35]<Karpathos>wait
[21:35]<Karpathos>so the UDL theme is Robin Hood?
[21:36]<Iro>HOLY SHIT
[21:36]<Astarial>xD
[21:36]<Cormac>Karpathos, please tell me you're not serious and that you're not really just now figuring that out.
[21:37]<Karpathos>I'm dead ass
[21:37]<Karpathos>I thought the UDL was an NS version of the Manson family
 
15:55FalconiasRach did you hear the news
15:55Rachno, what?
15:56Falconiasthe prime minister declared a state of emergency in Montreal, they've been overrun with moose
15:56AliciaAlien attack? WW3?
15:56Aliciaahh, only that
15:56Falconiasthere was a moose attack last night
15:56Falconias3 people died
15:56AliciaO_o
15:56Falconiasyeah
15:56Falconiasit killed them with his sharp antlers and then ate them
15:56Falconiasvery gory scene
15:57Aliciathey look so innocent....
15:57Aliciabut what beasts
15:57Aliciagosh
15:57FalconiasI know
15:57Rachugh, moose can be so vicious
15:58FalconiasI hit one with my car once and my engine exploded
15:58AliciaIn Poland several of them were walking openly on the streets in small towns a few years ago
15:58Falconiasthen it rammed its head through my windshield and died
15:58Falconiasso I skinned it and walked home
15:58Falconiasand fed my family for weeks
15:58Rachoh nice
15:58Aliciahunting-gathering lifestyle? xd
15:58frattastan>_>
15:58Falconiassometimes
15:59Rachyeah
15:59Falconiasit's hard to grow crops here so vegetables and fruits are really expensive
15:59Rachalthough we use speeches by our politicians to put our kids to sleep
15:59Falconiasso most people just live off the land
15:59Rachyes, only rich people can afford vegetables and fruit
15:59RachI remember the first time I saw an apple
15:59RachI was 17
16:00AliciaI feel sorry for you
16:01Falconiasyeah but I still haven't had any bananas
16:01FalconiasI just really want a banana
16:01AliciaxDDD
16:01Falconiasbut they're stupidly expensive. $20 per banana??? wtf sobeys???
16:01Aliciabahahaha
16:01Falconiashad to trade in a weeks supply of maple syrup for that shit!
16:01AliciaFalcy, I'll quote you
16:01Rachhehe
16:02AliciaI hope you'll have plent of bananas of all kinds soon
16:02Alicia*plenty
16:03Falconiasthank you ali
16:03FalconiasI will trade you some mammoth tusks for your trouble
16:04Aliciayou didn't get my allusion it seems
16:04Aliciaor you did?
16:04frattastan
16:04Falconiasno...
16:04RachAliiii
16:04Falconiasexplain?
16:04Falconias
16:05frattastan>_>
16:05Aliciaimagine Sharapova with a banana
16:05Aliciaeating it xd
16:05Falconias...............
16:05FalconiasI'm at work.
16:05FalconiasEllen Hoog is hotter though.
 
This resulted from a conversation with Funk and Asta on IRC:
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(22:51:01) Iro: but if he got impeached
(22:51:11) Iro: couldn't he pardon his own conviction?
(22:51:13) Funkadelia: No
(22:51:20) Funkadelia: Because he would lose his office
(22:51:29) Iro: dammit
(22:51:33) Funkadelia: If the Senate finds him guilty he loses his office
(22:51:43) ***Iro shakes his fist at the sky yelling "LAWS!"
(22:51:55) Silly: yep, exactly
(22:52:07) Funkadelia: I know my constitution
(22:52:08) Funkadelia: :)
(22:52:29) Iro: FUNKADELIA
(22:52:32) Iro: He knows his consty
 
[18:40]<Iro> j #the_south_pacific
[18:40]<Iro> AGAIN
[18:40]<Iro> GAARGH
[18:41]<Zeorus>what?
[18:41]<Iro> I keep screwing up the commands
[18:41]<Zeorus> ah
[18:41]<Zeorus> for a sec I thought Milograd had re-couped
 
Asta braids Funk's hair
<r3n>: ugh
<Neavilos>:
Hehe. I'm older than you.
<r3n>: such an amazing itinerary
<Funkadelia>: My hair isn't that long
[...]
<Blue_Wolf>: She will make it longer, then play with it
[...]
<Asta>: ^
<Asta>: :P
<Asta>: ..
<Asta>: wait that sounds dirty
<Asta>: <_<
<Funkadelia>: HAHAHAAH
Funkadelia laughs raucously
<Asta>: GOOD NIGHT
<Funkadelia>: GOODNIGHT
<r3n>: lol
<Zeorus>: BON SOIR
<Blue_Wolf>: *trollface*
<Zeorus>: GUT NICHT
<r3n>: that's sig material
<Zeorus>: NACHT*
Asta dumps water all over wolf
<Funkadelia>: Sigging
Neavilos high-fives Blue Wolf.
<Asta>: >_<
<Asta>: goddammit I hate all of you
Asta griefs #tnp
 
[18:04] <Erastide> so I read 50 shades of grey
[18:05] <Iro> stop
[18:05] <Iro> right
]18:05] <Iro> there
 
21:51Irohey all
21:51Irowho's excited for tomorrow?
21:51Mahaji am!
21:51Mahajfootball yeah?
21:51Iroum
21:51Irogreat
21:51Mahajno
21:51Mahajyou suck
21:51Iro
21:51Solmpoor mahaj
21:52Mahajsomething in TNP tomorrow?
21:52Mahajmy team doesn't even play tomorrow D:
21:52Irono
21:52Irojust... tomorrow!
21:52Mahajah
21:52Iroyou know why?
21:52Iroyou know why, Ms. Orphansblood?
21:52Irowell, let me tell ya!
21:52IroTHE SUN'LL COME OUT
21:52IroTOMORROW
21:52IroBET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT TOMORROW
21:53IroTHERE'LL BE SUN
21:53Iro crosses to stage left
21:53IroJUST THINKIN' ABOUT TOMORROW
21:53IroCLEARS AWAY THE COBWEBS
21:53Iro posses
21:53IroAND THE SORROW
21:53Iro'TIL THERE'S NONE!
21:53Iro runs into the aisles and hugs Mahaj
21:54IroTOMORROW, TOMORROW!
21:54IroI LOVE YA!
21:54IroTOMORRO!
21:54Iro twirls around and eventually falls in a heap, mumbling
21:54IroWHEN I'M STUCK IN A DAY
21:54IroTHAT'S GREY
21:54IroAND LONELY
21:54IroI JUST STICK OUT MY CHIN
21:54IroAND SAY'
21:54IroWELL, HEY!
21:54IroTHE SUN'LL COME OUT
21:54IroTOMORROW
21:55IroSO YA GOTTA HANG ON
21:55Iro squints in the light of seven spotlights
21:55Iro'TIL TOMORROW
21:55IroCOME WHAT MAY
21:55IroTOMORROW, TOMORROW!
21:55IroI LOVE YA
21:55IroTOMORROW
21:55Iro leaps onto his X
21:55Mahajlol
21:55IroIT'S ONLY
21:55IroA DAY
21:55IroAWAY!
21:56Iro bows as the curtains close
 
<mcmasterdonia>: how about a change of subject!
<TheGrimReaper>: LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX
<TheGrimReaper>: BABEY
<r3n>: <+TheGrimReaper> I never thought I'd be able to apply a software development course to a sex conversation. <-- heh
<TheGrimReaper>: LIT'S TULK ARBERT U UND ME
<Sanctaria>: You and me baby aint nothing but mammals
<Codger>: Let's ban it
<Ash>: wow. now I know why all the cool kids are on IRC
<r3n>: reminds me of my compilers class as an undergrad
<Sanctaria>: so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
 
This isn't actually from IRC, but whatever.

Zalvager:
Grime. You want him. No wonder, you're most likely gay.
Mercury:
Ah, I see.
Togfan:
No fucks were given

I'm Mercury. Mercury Infusion. Mercury Zypharo Infusion. Mercury Z Infusion. Dr. Infusion. Dr. Infuschein. Supreme Leader King Infuschein.

...And that's how I got my name.
 
No you're "terror bird" xD that should be your nickname xD

I wouldn't know that thing ever existed if not because of you.
 
Sami: Merc why is your avatar a dodo.

Me: A dodo? It's not a fucking dodo, it's a phorusrhacidae! They were the dominant species of their time, thank you very much.

Sami: ...Are you sure you aren't Kurto? Guys, Merc is Kurto!!

Me: I'm one of these: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._skeleton.jpg/250px-Phorusrhacid_skeleton.jpg

Sami: It looks like a chicken dinosaur. I wonder if they had Kentucky Fried Terrorbird back then.

Me: It looks like the dominant species of its time.

Sami: It looks like it should get the fuck on my dinner plate in nugget form.
 
<TheGrimReaper>: conveniently located across the street from the Dominos that the Black Hawks use
<mcmasterdonia>: classy
<Ash>: Dominos doesn't have dine-in where I'm from
<TheGrimReaper>: TBH brings their own tables
<Ash>: Maybe the Black Hawks work at Dominos to make ends meet
 
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