Thomas Insaniac for Vice Del.

Thomas Insaniac

Thomas Insaniac

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He doesn't even know what the Vice Del does.
He fully supports the banning of everyone from the WA.
He is a dedicated servant of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Vote for Thomas Insaniac,
A Turnip for every TNP'er.



----Official Message from the Turnip Union----
 
Why should someone who isn't a particular fan of turnips (myself) vote for you?

Equally, why shouldn't I vote for you?
 
Abbey Anumia:
Why should someone who isn't a particular fan of turnips (myself) vote for you?

Equally, why shouldn't I vote for you?
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Well, Kitties. I am a huge supporter of Kitties and will promote Kitties along with Turnips in TNP.

You hate turnips and kitties?
 
Thomas Insaniac:
Abbey Anumia:
Why should someone who isn't a particular fan of turnips (myself) vote for you?

Equally, why shouldn't I vote for you?
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Well, Kitties. I am a huge supporter of Kitties and will promote Kitties along with Turnips in TNP.

You hate turnips and kitties?
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:rofl: :rofl: :worship:
 
mcmasterdonia:
Thomas Insaniac:
Abbey Anumia:
Why should someone who isn't a particular fan of turnips (myself) vote for you?

Equally, why shouldn't I vote for you?
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Well, Kitties. I am a huge supporter of Kitties and will promote Kitties along with Turnips in TNP.

You hate turnips and kitties?
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:rofl: :rofl: :worship:
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I'll take as a challenge.

Broad Swords at dawn.
 
I have a very serious question I am asking all candidates - what is your position on the abuse of purple? Will you protect purple from abuse by persons?
 
Yes, purple is a colour that I hold very dearly. I will stand for it's abuse by individuals. I will seek to create a database of those who abuse purple, preventing them from getting jobs. They're also going to be banned from Halloween.
 
I respect your affiliation for turnips!

If you are elected as Vice Delegate, I shall purchase you a garden of red, orange, green, blue, and purple turnips. :)
 
Chasmanthe:
If I have two turnips, and I get two more turnips, how many turnips do I have now?
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You shall have 4 turnips, however why you would need that many I'm not too sure, 1 turnip is enough to give you Ultimate Power.
 
DRUK:
I respect your affiliation for turnips!

If you are elected as Vice Delegate, I shall purchase you a garden of red, orange, green, blue, and purple turnips. :)
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I thank you for your support of the glorious turnip revolution.
 
This is the worst election thread I have ever seen. Worse than mine, even, and I just sat around telling people how stupid they were in thinly veiled ways.

What qualifies you to be vice-delegate (beyond an irrational hatred of a number of things, of which I by all accounts approve)?
 
Gaspo:
This is the worst election thread I have ever seen. Worse than mine, even, and I just sat around telling people how stupid they were in thinly veiled ways.

What qualifies you to be vice-delegate (beyond an irrational hatred of a number of things, of which I by all accounts approve)?
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Good Sir, this thread is completely legitimate and awesome.

I am [expunged] awesome and I won't desert the region, unless you're all mean to me. :(. Also, irrational hatred drives society.
 
Elections are soon approaching and here is my final message.

If you want a legitimate government in The North Pacific, vote for someother nub. If you want a totally motherfucking badass government in TNP, vote for someother nub. If you want a lunatic who likes turnips as your Vice-Del, vote for me.
 
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