The North Pacific Bar and Grill

Wolfsea:
Nessuno:
Syrixia:
Nessuno:
Syrixia:
Syrixia returns from a long day of political discussion in Magicality City and the Roosevelt Bar, walks into the bar, and salutes before a picture of a penguin holding a rifle labeled "r3naissanc3r".

"Ey Bootsie, Nessuno. Tonse, throw me a gin and tonic, on the rocks."
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Hi Syrixia :)
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*Takes drink from Bootsie, and proceeds to drink it*

Ah...hey Nessie! Nice to see you're still around. Ey, I'm wondering; how does Bootsie manage to make and serve beer if she's that small? Is she like Spider-Man or something? Well, Spider-Woman. Well, Spider-Guinea Pig.
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Better not to do something questions, it would like to ask what make us a giraffe and a mythological sea monster in a bar. :P
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Not to mention a guy who looks like a Tim Burton caricature of General Zod.
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:lol:
Or dragon.
 
*Steps in takes a quick glance around, and heads for the bar.*

"I hear this place makes a good Mojito." Looks over at a menu sitting on a table...
"You wouldn't happen to serve sushi would you?"
 
*Nods and makes a mojito before heading to the back for a few minutes before returning with a platter for Ceretis*

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Tonse:
*Laughs to himself, scribbles a picture of a cow on a surfboard and hangs it on the wall*

"One more friend for the wall"
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*Raises eyebrows*

"Is that Corporal Clegg? He's still alive and kicking, and as far as I know he's the only cow around here."
 
Syrixia:
Tonse:
*Laughs to himself, scribbles a picture of a cow on a surfboard and hangs it on the wall*

"One more friend for the wall"
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*Raises eyebrows*

"Is that Corporal Clegg? He's still alive and kicking, and as far as I know he's the only cow around here."
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"No, just a cow from my country. Its the national animal there....that's my friend Roland"
 
After taking a drink of the Mojito, and trying the sushi Harry raises his glass to Tonse in appreciation "Excellent, thank you."
 
*takes a swig of Vanilla Coke*

Tim is the one behind everything bad in this region. He is plotting to make TNP a fascist regime like Lazarus or the Pacific.
 
[me]walks in, waves and sits at the bar.

So, I've been told there's good rum here. I'd like some rum and chips.
 
Empire of Narnia:
*takes a swig of Vanilla Coke*

Tim is the one behind everything bad in this region. He is plotting to make TNP a fascist regime like Lazarus or the Pacific.
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You are drunk Narnia, go home :bar:
Bon:
Bon walks in, waves and sits at the bar.

So, I've been told there's good rum here. I'd like some rum and chips.
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Welcome :rum:
 
Yrkidding:
Oh man those fries(chips) look good. Can I have some fish & chips? Haddock of course.
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"One order of fish n chips. There is no limit to the food served here....except maybe serving of our customers...."
 
Empire of Narnia:
I just got a new shipment in from Colombia!

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Feel free to try some! If you get hooked you know who to call.
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Syrixia downs all the cocaine thinking it was sugar. Suddenly, he goes on an amazing adventure through the land of rainbows and sexy zebras.
 
Nessuno:
Someone help Syrixia down from the chandelier.
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WEEeE...EeeeEeeEeE....EEEeeeEEeeEEeE...let's hootenaaaa....nnyyyy...y'all...have a...partyyyyy all niiiiiIiIiIiiIIIiiiIiIIight...haaaa...
 
Syrixia:
Nessuno:
Someone help Syrixia down from the chandelier.
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WEEeE...EeeeEeeEeE....EEEeeeEEeeEEeE...let's hootenaaaa....nnyyyy...y'all...have a...partyyyyy all niiiiiIiIiIiiIIIiiiIiIIight...haaaa...
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Empire of Narnia:
Syrixia:
Nessuno:
Someone help Syrixia down from the chandelier.
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WEEeE...EeeeEeeEeE....EEEeeeEEeeEEeE...let's hootenaaaa....nnyyyy...y'all...have a...partyyyyy all niiiiiIiIiIiiIIIiiiIiIIight...haaaa...
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This is why my product is the best! *laughs and eats some KFC*
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*First stared Syrixia and then Narnia*

Ok, hand me a chicken wing Narnia.
 
*Gives Nessuno a KFC chicken wing*

Want some Vanilla Coke dude? It will change your life and blow your mind.

*slides a can of Vanilla Coke across the table to Nessuno*
 
The Phantom overture plays as the chandelier (with Syrixia) comes crashing down.

[me] smiles, having cut the cord, and goes back to serving drinks.
 
Empire of Narnia:
*Gives Nessuno a KFC chicken wing*

Want some Vanilla Coke dude? It will change your life and blow your mind.

*slides a can of Vanilla Coke across the table to Nessuno*
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Bootsie:
The Phantom overture plays as the chandelier (with Syrixia) comes crashing down.

Bootsie smiles, having cut the cord, and goes back to serving drinks.
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*Look Syrixia on the floor*

No thanks Narnia, i'm fine with KFC.
 
Mo....mommy...why is...there a rainbow leprechaun defe...defecating on the wall?

He...heeeehhhhhh....duh....
 
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