The North Pacific Bar and Grill

[me] looks at Vordallia and nudges him toward McMasterdonia.

"You might also want to drown 'em out with some more alcohol..."
 
Vordallia gets out his NPA-issue machine gun and aims it at MCM.

"You eat me, this bullet eats you!"

Meanwhile, Syrixia begins to kick even harder on MCM's stomach...
 
mcmasterdonia:
Really well thanks, how about you?
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Things are going well, at least that's what I hope for, regarding my upcoming exams :P

Winter is slow and boring... I wish it was summer already, I could just go outside and have energy to do something. Do you experience winter sadness in Australia? I know there are seasonal changes there but I bet not as stupid as in central Europe.
 
[me] prepares a glass of water for Alicia DiLaurentis.

"If you need any help, please just yell for me. Welcome back to the North Pacific Bar and I hope you enjoy it."

[me] looks over at Vordallia and takes his gun.

"Now, now. Guns are not necessary here."
 
"Alright, but if MCM eats me he'll feel the wrath of a trained NPA soldier." scoffs Vordallia.

Meanwhile, Syrixia is still kicking...
 
Alicia DiLaurentis:
mcmasterdonia:
Really well thanks, how about you?
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Things are going well, at least that's what I hope for, regarding my upcoming exams :P

Winter is slow and boring... I wish it was summer already, I could just go outside and have energy to do something. Do you experience winter sadness in Australia? I know there are seasonal changes there but I bet not as stupid as in central Europe.
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We get it a little bit, but not as much. I think we just aren't as used to the cold as Europeans are, so once it starts to drop to below 15 degrees we start to feel cold - and people don't want to go out as much.

Glad to hear that your exams are going well. I hope you'll have time to stick around here again :)
 
Syrixia hears the conversation and stops kicking to look at his arms, just incase.

One hand has six fingers.

Syrixia remembers when he killed Eumenor's father in a barroom argument, and prepares to die.
 
"Eumenor, if you want Syrixia as a burger, you'll have to fight McMasterdonia, however, the young giraffe is all yours"

[me] points toward Vordallia with her head and walks into the back, mostly to not be a witness to whatever is about to happen.
 
Syrixia:
Syrixia hears the conversation and stops kicking to look at his arms, just incase.

One hand has six fingers.

Syrixia remembers when he killed Eumenor's father in a barroom argument, and prepares to die.
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Eumenor approaches McMasterdonia. "McM?" asks Eumenor, "Do you think you could possibly regurgitate Syrixia for a second so that I may have a word with him?"
McMasterdonia obliges, and as Syrixia goes to get himself cleaned up, Eumenor practises his left-handed swordsmanship.
 
As [me] is in the back of the bar, Merrem and Gerfwe, two of her NPA friends, and fellow bartenders, help the guests in the front.

"Now, now, Eumenor, dueling costs extra. We'll need money not to call the Bar Security, of course," said the beautiful Merrem.

"And Syrixia, hasn't anyone ever taught you to not mess with animals that can eat you? That was the whole purpose of The Lion King!" yelled Gerfwe, humorously.
 
"Hmph. Vordallia, get the gun. I can tell what Eumenor is doing, that sly multicolored swan-thing..."

Vordallia gets the gun, and shoots Eumenor in the chest.

"Thanks, little buddy. Now then, as I was going to say before all this happened, I'd like a gin & tonic, please."

Syrixia sits down at the bar next to the spot where Eumenor is lying on the ground.
 
Eumenor groans and slowly draws himself up against the bar wall. "Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?" said Syrixia. "You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday."
Eumenor snatches up his sword, wondering why Syrixia would bring a gun to a swordfight. Or was it his fault, for bringing a sword to a gunfight?
"Hello. My name is the Spokesman of Eumenor. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Eumenor slaps down 10 gold coins on the table, the extra for duelling.
Syixia stands up, looking nervous.
 
"You never bring a sword to a gunfight against a GIRAFFE when DEATH is on the line! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAH-" yells Syrixia.

Before he can finish laughing, Eumenor says his iconic line, interrupting him.

Syrixia aims the machine gun.

Eumenor raises his sword.

"FIRE!"

Syrixia fires the machine gun rapidly while Eumenor runs around, just barely missing the bullets, while awesome music plays in the background and Eumenor continues to yell "HELLO! MY NAME IS THE SPOKESMAN OF EUMENOR! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!"

Suddenly the gun runs out of ammo and Syrixia gets sliced a bunch of times, severely injuring him. Leaning on the wall, he says, "Please, spare me...I'll give you anything...ANYTHING YOU WANT..."
 
"Offer me money!" Demands Eumenor. He slashes Syrixia's left cheek with his sword, matching the scars Syrixia gave him in the bar when his father died, all those years ago. "Power, too. Promise me that!" He cut Syrixia's right cheek.
"All that I have and more!" shrieked Syrixia. "Please!"
"Offer me everything I ask for!" Eumenor yelled.
"Anything you want!"
Eumenor plunged his sword deep into Syrixia's stomach.
"I want my father back, you son of a bitch."
Eumenor twisted the sword, and threw Syrixia back against the bar counter, and turned to go. He paused before walking out of the bar, saying,
"Wait - we're still allies, right?"
Syrixia, perhaps unsurprisingly, didn't respond.

(OOC: If you had literally no idea what just happened, firstly, you need to find a better taste in movies from somewhere (because the one we're quoting is as good as they come) and secondly, you need to watch this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adVOWBDM-_8 All shall become clear...)
 
(OOC: I watched the whole movie. I know.)

The RMB updates.

"SYRIXIA has ceased to exist."
"SYRIXIA has been refounded in The North Pacific."

Syrixia sits down at the bar.

"Sorry, say that again?"
 
Syrixia:
(OOC: I watched the whole movie. I know.)

The RMB updates.

"SYRIXIA has ceased to exist."
"SYRIXIA has been refounded in The North Pacific."

Syrixia sits down at the bar.

"Sorry, say that again?"
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(OOC: I know you know Syrixia, you got the reference. I too (obviously) have seen the movie (multiple times).)

"Oh, good, you're OK," said Eumenor, as Syrixia sat down in the barstool next to him. "Hi, Bootsie?" he called into the back. "We're done now, you can come back."
 
Yalia, the third of Bootsie's NPA buddies, walks out just to see the two frenemies at the bar.

"[me] is out grabbing some supplies, but I'll be happy to help you until she gets back. I'm Yalia, I'm one of the NPA buddies of Bootsie. So, what can I get ya?"
 
One of the newest idiots to wash upon the shores of TNP kicked the door in and yelled, "WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!" A ridiculous grin was plastered across his face as he walked to the bar, oblivious to the 'oh God, another newbie' faces everyone was making.
And here I cease to spew literary crap.

Hi, I'm not "of age" so I'll just take some OJ please.
 
That's what I'd like to know; Myroria, Nessuno and Alta Italia all got appointed. I wanna know their secrets :ADN:
 
mcmasterdonia:
Alicia DiLaurentis:
mcmasterdonia:
Really well thanks, how about you?
Click to expand...
Things are going well, at least that's what I hope for, regarding my upcoming exams :P

Winter is slow and boring... I wish it was summer already, I could just go outside and have energy to do something. Do you experience winter sadness in Australia? I know there are seasonal changes there but I bet not as stupid as in central Europe.
Click to expand...

We get it a little bit, but not as much. I think we just aren't as used to the cold as Europeans are, so once it starts to drop to below 15 degrees we start to feel cold - and people don't want to go out as much.

Glad to hear that your exams are going well. I hope you'll have time to stick around here again :)
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Definitely, I'll have more time soon :D
 
*walks in and orders a cider*
Hey, quick question: Does the Regional Assembly building accommodate dragons? And do they have places to sit in the main voting chambers?
I'm asking for a... friend.
 
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