Questions Only

For those that don't know how to play, you can only respond to a person's post with a question. Anyway....

Who has the mustard???
Are you at all offended that when people say "How are you doing?" or "How was your weekend?" that they're really just looking for an opportunity to tell you about themselves/their weekend?
Is it society in general or just the people I know? Is it possible the self-absorbed are restricted to my little corner of the world?
Are you rephrasing my question as a stalling device as you ponder the answer or are you genuinely in neeed of clarification?