Questions Only

[Pucktopian]

For those that don't know how to play, you can only respond to a person's post with a question. Anyway....

Who has the mustard???

 

[IndieGirl]

Why should I tell YOU?!

 

[syber rad]

When did you get so contrary?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Will IG spam again?

 

[IndieGirl]

Did you think it would be so soon?

 

[syber rad]

Was there ever any doubt?

 

[Blackshear]

Does the year gap suggest yes?

 

[Romanoffia]

Would it matter if it did?

 

[Blackshear]

Doesn't everything matter on some level?

 

[Romanoffia]

Can you answer that question for me?

 

[Blackshear]

Anything else you need clarified while I'm at it?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

What is up!?

 

[Blackshear]

Hey, how are you doing?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Can I complain?

 

[Blackshear]

Are you at all offended that when people say "How are you doing?" or "How was your weekend?" that they're really just looking for an opportunity to tell you about themselves/their weekend?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Doesn't that speak to a more generalized narcissism that is propagated by society at large?

 

[Blackshear]

Is it society in general or just the people I know? Is it possible the self-absorbed are restricted to my little corner of the world?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Are your experiences representative, or anecdotal? Is that what you're asking?

 

[Blackshear]

Are you rephrasing my question as a stalling device as you ponder the answer or are you genuinely in neeed of clarification?

 

[IndieGirl]

Would it be distasteful if I asked how your weekend was?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

What does a weekend taste like?

 

[IndieGirl]

You don't know what flavor a weekend is?

 

[Blackshear]

Doesn't it taste like happiness?

 

[IndieGirl]

What does happiness taste like?

 

[Blackshear]

It wouldn't taste like bitter ashes would it?

 

[IndieGirl]

Have you tasted bitter ashes?

 

[Blackshear]

Yes, am I alone?

 

[IndieGirl]

Are you the only person on this planet?

 

[Blackshear]

If I were, wouldn't that suggest I'm imagining your question?

 

[Felasia]

Why would you imagine that?

 

[syber rad]

Perhaps BS is lonely?

 

[Blackshear]

What's the opposite of someone who's by themselves and craves the company of others?

 

[IndieGirl]

Elmo?

 

[syber rad]

Elmo never gets lonely?

 

[IndieGirl]

Would you feel lonely with someone's hand shoved up your <censored> ?

 

[syber rad]

Do I really have to answer that?

 

[Blackshear]

What, are you shy or something?

 

[IndieGirl]

I thought there wasn't any such thing as a shy Australian?

 

[Blackshear]

Aren't they the Americans of the southern hemisphere (and New Zealanders the southern Canadians)?

 

[IndieGirl]

Does that explain the raging popularity of Flight of the Conchords?