I favour using napalmYou will all be summarily executed i'd imagine. Especially when you consider GBM's temper...
*faints*Speaking personally, there is at least one of the Crimson Order I intend smearing with chocolate body paint then......
(I will leave you to guess which one)
I agree with IRC trials!I am all about reconcilliation. I think it starts with the common ground we share about doing what is best for TNP. We need to act with an attitude of acceptance and tolerance.
From a legal standpoint, trials don't work. I am ready to take the heat for granting executive pardons to members of the former Crimson Order. We are diminished as a region if we sacrifice talented players in an effort to exact "justice." Plus, trials don't work.
I did have an idea for a court system that is radically different from the onerous process we currently have. If a trial could made into an event, it would be far more interesting than the "one question a day" cross-examinations we are typically subjected to. I think if we could schedule a date and time and have 2 chat rooms open.. one for the court room and one for the commentary, then we would have something. Post it later on the forum for those who couldn't be there. It would be dramatic and entertaining, as well as efficient. But as it stands now, trials don't work.
The war is over and there is no point in allowing any hostilities to linger or continue, IMHO.....what's going to happen to us Crimsonites now Great Bight's Mum is back in power?
Speaking personally, there is at least one of the Crimson Order I intend smearing with chocolate body paint then......
(I will leave you to guess which one)
I suggest we put Ag in the stocks
Especially if a certain member of the Crimson Order and Gatesville is involved.
We trySo many men. So little chocolate body paint.
Hey hey hey, put that back in the private room...I suggest we put Ag in the stocks
There is nothing new under the sun.We could always have a bash at combining the two. Execution BY chocolate?
"Spoon," she commanded, and held out her right hand imperiously. Chaos gave the silver ladle a final, theatrical polish and passed it to her.
"Goodbye," said Unity. "Do pass on my best wishes to your granddaughter."
She walked a few steps back, turned, broke into a run and took off into a perfect swallow dive.
The chocolate closed over her with barely a sound. Then the two watchers waited until the fat, lazy ripples had died away.
"Now there was a lady with style," said Chaos. "What a waste.2
YES. I THOUGHT SO.
"Well, it's been fun... up to that point, anyway. And now I must be off," said Chaos.
YOU'RE CONTINUING WITH THE MILK ROUND?
"People rely on me."
Death looked impressed. IT'S GOING TO BE... INTERESTING TO HAVE YOU BACK.
"Yeah. It is," said Chaos. "You're not coming?"
I'M GOING TO WAIT HERE FOR A WHILE.
"Why?"
JUST IN CASE.
"Ah."
YES.
It was some minutes later that Death reached into his robe and pulled out a lifetimer that was small and light enough to have been designed for a doll. He turned around.
"But... I died," said the shade of Unity.
YES, said Death. THIS IS THE NEXT PART.
Discworld Wiki:Death by Chocolate is a rather twee name (at least, it's witty the first time you come across it) for a very rich, glutionous and intense chocolate sponge cake, saturated in chocolate liquer, filled with chocolate icing and topped with - guess what? rich chocolate sauce and decorated with chocolate shavings. As well as describing the mode of Myria's death, it has also been sent up in Mort, where * Ysabell's favourite dessert is named as Genocide by Chocolate.
Only if you ask nicely, sweetsHey hey hey, put that back in the private room...I suggest we put Ag in the stocks
No, public! Torture with chocolate is entertaining!Only if you ask nicely, sweetsHey hey hey, put that back in the private room...I suggest we put Ag in the stocks
Exactly. And after you've ... so prettily..It isn't torture if...yea nevermind.
I can imagine such a trial resembles the entire plot line of Sweeney Todd?We tried to have a theatrically minded trial of Flem over at the s9 NPO. But people ended up taking it too seriously and we had to abandon it.
I got to see part of that trial! It was, um, interesting.We tried to have a theatrically minded trial of Flem over at the s9 NPO. But people ended up taking it too seriously and we had to abandon it.