Best complaint ever.

[King Durk the Awesome]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=alXDfnFjGK8

 

[Rocketman]

wow. sooo many comments ar running through my head right now. 4 oz...does that really make such a big difference in feeding a herd of gluttonous imbeciles??

 

[Blue Wolf II]

As I said on IRC, only JAL would be looking at videos of huge Texan sausages on-line. Find help before it’s too late.

 

[IndieGirl]

ROFL. Do you think he did a youtube search for "Huge Texan Sausages"? <-- both ways.

 

[Rocketman]

ive never encountered so many people that could make huge texas sausages such a humorous thing. speaking of meat, i am the pizza chef at a restaurant, and the tickets abreviate everything. all our pizzas are of a diameter spanning a full nine inches. i laugh everytime someone orders a 9" meat. i just walk out to their table and point to my crotch. and laugh. then i hand them a pizza covered with pepperoni, sausage, ham and bacon. oh jollies!

 

[IndieGirl]

You crack me up, kid.

 

[Rocketman]

not as much as the idea of someone wanting a 9" meat is!

 

[IndieGirl]

There's something wrong with that?

 

[Rocketman]

well, its a pizza, but if you think in the terms i do, it would be you know, a dangle. and who orders THAT at a restaurant? ya follow?! do ya? do ya?!

 

[IndieGirl]

You've never ordered a dangle at a restaurant?! What kind of backwards town do you live in?

 

[Rocketman]

dangles are illegal imports in our county. i tried to get it repealed. there's quite an efficient black market for them though. if you know the right part of town to hang out. hehe

 

[IndieGirl]

Mmm. Chewy.