The Greek Misfits.
Great topic!
The Misfits is extant, one of the earliest punk bands and the founders of that 'horror punk' genre. They're OK. I know people who love them crazy, but I think their biggest achievement was getting the song "Ballroom Blitz" mislabeled as one of theirs on P2P programs like Limewire.
I was once vaguely and distantly connected to a Fargo, US band called
Buttchuck. Since they never went anywhere I guess the name is still valid, or if not it's still a great name.
A friend has claimed 'dibs' on the bandname Lesbian Bed Death. For one night only Kirby was part of a band called the Vomiting Whorebags. Why yes it
was a 'punk' band and no we
didn't actually know how to play any instruments, why do you ask?
The same goes for our barbershop quartet the Killeen Kockgoblin Kontraption. And the Cocksuckling Carnage. We were awful, but we had a good schtick. Why did we play? Because we found out there was a beer discount if we claimed we were a band.
I "managed" a reggae-inspired trio called Apollo Creed. I put it in quotes because even though we started out with all kinds of ambition driving us it would only last until someone finished rolling the first spliff. We never made it out of the garage.
I like syber rad's Mighty Boy Optimus. Has a good ring to it. Bands that never ever existed? Hm...
Serious Enema
Prostate Carnage
Pretty Puppy's Purple Parade
Monochromatic Attic Fanatic
Queen Elizabeth Deals Heroin - QEDH, stick a needleend at the beginning --QEDH and it even looks like a syringe.
that would be the best cover band ever