Thanks Sniffles, you're not the only one not too scared to believe.
I thought a lot about that.
Russia perhaps wouldn't allow the EU to integrate Ukraine and Belarus when it feels left out of the loop. So, one should at least think about Russia. It would cost so much to bring all of Russia on the European standard that it would break the neck of today's EU right out. If Russia is to join, then the EU will definitely (not most probably, like in Turkey's case) be reduced to a free-trading zone (some of you should like that, no?), because most Russian politicians don't give much attention to world peace, and watch on their sovereignty far more vigilantly than any European country. If Russia is to join, then I would propose the foundation of a new organsiation, who's proclamed goal would be the political unification of Europe.
On the other hand: do the Russians want to join? I do not think so! Neither the politicians nor the public does want that! The only ones who could want that is the nearly powerless intelligentsia.
By the way, the same will happen perhaps in Turkey: because the EU poses even further conditions, the public opinion will slide towards the opponents of the membership. Yay!