Your day's first thought

Now, I know for a fact the Civil War did not occur on the Titanic. That must have been the result of falling asleep switching between the history channel and public television.
 
My iPod is out to kill me in my sleep, I just know it. They should have named it the iBoa, as I am slowly choked to death every morning by my headphone cord.
 
"Huh, I woke up 14 minutes before my alarm, time to take my pill and sleep for another hour...and now it is time to get up for another day of Marriage and the Family and American environmental history."
 
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