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Best pirate song ever written by the Veggie Tales...

We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ...
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver,
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul,
and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ...
We don't do anything.

And I never hoist the mainstay
and I never swab the poop deck,
and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all,
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
We don't do anything!

Well, I've never plucked a rooster
and I'm not too good at ping-pong,
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a chipmunk
and I've never gotten head lice,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall!

Huh? What are you talking about?

What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??

Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!

Oh ...

And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense!

Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?

I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!

Huh? No I don't!

Do too.

Do not!

You're making me hungry.

That's it, you're walkin' the plank!

Says who?

Says the captain, that's who!

Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!

...Annnnnnnd I've never licked a spark plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug,
and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings ...

You just don't get it!

And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
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I never pass up the opportunity for a free sample at Costco or Sam's club. It's not a good habit either. For example, I hate smoked salmon, but if they have a sample display out, by god, I will go and take a piece and eat it and hate myself.
 
I never saw The Island until Tuesday night.

Lincoln Six-Echo: What's "God"?
McCord: Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.
 
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