Embassy of Lone Wolves United

LWU has declared war on TITO? spooky.

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The quaint, serene pastoral hills of the Soviet Bloc seem to sing to themselves as a light breeze dances through the rolling landscape, over fecund soil dotted with color that pops; red, pink and yellow flowers bud among a peaceful portrait of lush green grass, and what was once an LLA hellhole now resembles an Elysium, confined not to the dead alone, but instead generously open to all those whom have been touched by the select few who willingly serve He who ordains them, Death himself; his Wolves. Where there was barbed wire and high walls, and avarice that poisoned the land as a drunken wastrel corrupts his own soul, the Wolves have cleared these egregious Defender constructions, and reminded the native population - which had suffered delusions at the hands of these monstrosities - of their own constitutions, of their own humanity.


Without Death, there cannot be Life. He who seeks to abolish the former, seeks ultimately to dispense with the latter.

Corollary Communist notions were also dispensed with during the occupation of the Soviet Bloc, with as much ease as the LLA scourge itself, at the hands of the ganja infused saKhan and the formidable philosopher and Wolf that is, Bankai Kurosaki. The most vociferous of the Communists was determined to be a Defender saboteur, and of course this is fitting, for Unibot -foremost of the Defender propagandists - is a well-known apologist when it comes to the Great Leap Forward, and other justified massacres.


While Socialist notions continue to fester in the Soviet Bloc, that Lone Wolves United command has determined that with the LLA fortifications, soldiers and commander removed, the Soviet Bloc has been sufficiently purged of its malignant forces, and is prepared to return to self-government – that which was initially violated by the LLA, and never compromised by the Lone Wolves United. He who builds walls is a master; he who lights fires is a liberator.


Self-government is that which Defenders have no belief in; theirs is an interposition between the nation and his fellow nations, the nation and his region, and the region with its own natural and rightful decay, demise and rebirth. The clear defeat of the LLA, which failed to even attempt to regain control of the region, is itself the clearest augury and indication of the righteousness of the Lone Wolves United cause, for the Fates do not curse the righteous, and it is only the damned that are condemned sleep without hope.

The Lone Wolves United has slept soundly, knowing that LLA defeat was imminent, that they would be purged with success, and that the Soviet Bloc, which has been a captive and slave to designs of the LLA, would emerge freer, stronger and better for having been visited by the forces of the Lone Wolves United. Or else, they will suffer at the hands of Raider hands again. But to fall in defeat independently is more desirable than that of LLA supervision, who can not contend with corpses, but only with zombies animated by their own hand.

We are as always, for your protection.

Fate has embarrassed the region of Lazarus, and scorned her. For it was the Communist government of Lazarus that not long ago sought to embarrass the Lone Wolves United, after the Wolves approached Lazarus to negotiate a mutual treaty in good faith. In an episode that is typical of Defender double-dealing, Lazarus turned away the Lone Wolves United in an attempt at a raucous, public bitchslap, saying that it had kept the old, useless, and duplicitous Wolves at bay. Oh, really?


It was the Lone Wolves United who struck true to their word and made Lazarus pay, not with words, for any idiot can sling insults, but where it matters, on the field of battle - where Lazarus had asserted the Lone Wolves United no longer had a place. The LLA has been summarily and totally defeated by the Lone Wolves United in the Soviet Bloc, with not even a whisper of competent resistance. Seven clearly marked Lazarene defenders were ejected and banned from the region, while another saboteur was also purged. What was once an LLA puppet-region is now a sovereign entity, free to prosper or suffer as their own lines are drawn.

Our line has been drawn. Ours is the path of victory, the LLA is and always will be, the path of defeat.

The Lone Wolves United thanks our friends in The Black Riders, The Brotherhood of Malice, The Black Hawks and The United Imperial Armed Forces for their invaluable assistance during this mission.

Thanks for the update. Good to hear from the LWU, it had been a while.

Note, by the way, that you are welcome to make new threads in the Embassy.

The PRL did not appreciate this update in our embassies there.

I can't imagine why.

Thin skin, I would have to guess.

Oh, I like the Eric Bogle "The Band Played Waltzing Matilda" sig! One of my favorite tunes from one of my favorite musicians!

Put it there for ANZAC Day.

Here follows a short message to The North Pacific from the Department of Established External Relations of LWU.

Duly noted long-serving thenorthpacific.org administrator Flemingovia's suggestion to mothball the foreign embassies in Magicality City which have not had much posting.

DEER wishes to express its desire that the embassy remain open for the future, and I'm sure second founder Evil Wolf would agree. The TNP embassy in Invader Haven survived last year's attack and your diplomatic needs will be accommodated when you send your next ambassador.

In the event of a ban or offensive incident interfering with the continuance of our long-standing and informal relationship, every effort will be made to mutually arrange a replacement ambassador.

I do have a high regard for The North Pacific's choice of an independent military alignment, while recognizing that consequently our respective sides on battlefields will not always agree. I hope that eventually in 2015 Lone Wolves United will be offering the world operations that are truly exciting, engaging, and enjoyable.

Lastly, and with a heart that is heavy and light at the same time, I'd like to pay tribute to General Great Bights Mum who was removed from the Security Council due to what appears to be an insufficiently rigorous security law. Of the long-tenured RA members, these three remain: Grosseschnauzer, Romanoffia and McMasterdonia. But the most popular of these is McMasterdonia!

Lone Wolves United, the legendary crasher region that's been on the raiding scene since 2005, is back. Last year we were announcing victories against the Lazarus Liberation Army after talks with the People's Republic of Lazarus broke down following the unilateral cancellation of their treaty with us. Let me bring you up to speed. Long-time raider and covert instigator Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was sadly branded Delete-on-Sight by the game moderators due to infringements of the NationStates rules. LSD, one-time Khan of Lone Wolves United, recently held the positions of DIE Director and saKhan, and was a mastermind of many plots and schemes over the years which we cannot rightfully claim the credit for. LSD worked tirelessly to revive Lone Wolves United, from February until July 2014, amongst his many accomplishments as saKhan were a successful takeover of Hogwarts, a computerised raiding simulation for training recruits, and a thawing of tensions with the Unknown Empire of Incognita.

Tragedy struck in the last week of July, a dispute over the leadership of LWU led him to attempt to coup the organization using his control of the forum as leverage. Khan and Founder Evil Wolf didn't bow to this frankly treacherous and underhanded manoevre, citing that the organization could never be placed in the hands of a DoS player, and that LWU would never cave to such a threat even if it was destroyed in the process. The forums were deleted and remained an unspeakable mess until it was eventually tidied up by the remaining admins and quietly re-opened in February 2015.

Tabaqui as Raider Commander has been organizing military operations in the intervening time, progress has been painfully slow, with setbacks in ITALIA, Renegade Islands Alliance, and Portugal. Dissatisfied raiders in the organization, stirred up by ex-wolf he-who-must-not-be-named, instigated a mutiny against Tabaqui's de facto leadership on 23rd March 2015. This was fortunately quelled by the timely return of Evil Wolf who has been busy elsewhere.

In April, ex-wolf 94 Block offered some friendly advice on recruiting and the massive D.I.R.E. engine was turned on the Rejected Realms, yielding an inspiring total of 2 recruits. The newbies turned out to be pretty darn competent, as a practice raid resulted in five hits (Sons of Islam, A More Peaceful World, A State of Confidentiality, Krystallmacht and Former United States) on Saturday 18th April at the major, a most pleasing result considering tags are not our strong suit. More raids will be coming although we obviously can't tell you what to expect, you'll have to wait and see!

We wish all our friends and enemies warm regards and thank you for sticking with us through a long and frustrating slow spell. Particularly we want to shout out to Unknown for being a friend to us and seriously reforming, to the South Pacific for making Wolf so welcome over there, to The East Pacific for opening relations with us, to the LKE for diligently exchanging ambassadors and Glass Gallows just for being you. Actually I want to go further and thank the Rejected Realms for writing about us this year, even when we weren't doing anything!

On a personal note from Tabaqui, everybody who has no dealings with us who helped make operations happen and gave their support, you know who you are.

P.S. When looking at what we aimed to achieve, this year has gone way too quickly!

Thanks for the update, Chasmanthe.

~ Tomb

o7 You're welcome, Delegate Tomb.

Whether or not the scholars agree, the deed is done. The Eternal Scholars found their studies disrupted by the 10th anniversary raid of the Lone Wolves United. Despite technical difficulties at Major update, neither defenders nor the incumbent Delegate took action in time to spare the orderly, if somewhat lethargic, Scholars from the invasion of wild, untamed Wolves.

DEN made a special appearance at the behest of Raid Commander Tabaqui when it seemed as if LWU numbers alone would not be sufficient to ensure success should the defenders fulfill their calling that night.

Alas, the region did not receive the aid it needed. A recent addition to the Scholars, Scribe Amenemope, took the fore at the following Minor update, supported initially by fellow Wolves also known as fellow historical icon Heraclitus, The Erstwhile Professor, and Elite Literati.

Reinforcements from friends in Europeia and The East Pacific as well as allies in The Land of Kings and Emperors and The Black Hawks have since gathered in the region, ostensibly to share in gathering up the wealth of knowledge surely present in the region.

The region has seen a rise in activity on the Regional Message Board from its inhabitants, whose interest has been repeatedly roused by the very lupine howls interrupting their regularly scheduled study regimen.

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In a display of prowess, the Lone Wolves United have now ended their occupation of Eternal Scholars. After holding the region for five days, with no fendas looking for a proper education, the Lone Wolves encountered the hitherto-unanticipated opportunity to devise a devious exit plan.

Having noticed fendas suddenly displaying interest in the intellectual arena, Scribe Amenemope changed the Welcome Telegram with an especial message for Raiderdom’s apathetic and lethargic antagonists. In the minutes before the update, while the fendas crammed for their final exams, Scribe Amenemope resigned from the World Assembly, rendering the considerable effort of the foe to overcome their numbers moot.

The Wolves congratulate the fendas on having raised so many endorsements for this operation. They also find it a shame that Atlantic and Land of the Dead were regions not worth the time and effort the fendas have devoted to the two recent raids conducted by LWU, one of which was successfully liberated by all standards.

The Eternal Scholars proved to be amenable hosts for the Wolves and their allies. The stay was informative in all the right ways.

With the occupation having reached a conclusion considerably less tedious than the intended simple exit at the start of update or an aspirant capture by the fendas, the Wolves may return to their den at last and plan for their next hunt.