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Monumental Proportions

Monumental Proportions

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Hello. Welcome to my blog. I'm not sure if this is something I shall update regularly or not, but...yeah.

Latest news: I really want to see Pulse. That horror movie where a group of college kids, they get emails from their dead friend. You know that one? Thought so.

Rated R for: intense and disturbing images. Does that mean nudity? That's what I want to know. I don't want to be sitting there with my 17 year-old nephew, who happens to love horror flicks too, and then getting yelled at by my sister afterwards, because he saw a little nudy-ness. Plus, I find that it usually has nothing to do with the story-line anyways, and just generally distracts me in shock. So, anyone that knows if there is any nudity in it, lemme know, ok?


Also, Dan Radcliffe, who plays Harry Potter on the big screen, is going to play a naked stable boy who has an erotic relationship with his horses in an upcoming play.

Yeah, I'm confused too.


In other news, I forgot my calzone and curly fries at work, and that makes me sad.



I'm not vain, I'm just gorgeous.
 
Sweet mother, I just heard about Daniel this morning and I almost used my mascara as lip gloss. Who wants to see that, really? I mean...come on.

Maybe it if were Sean Biggerstaff... :pinch:

Girl howdy, this blog makes me happy. Hooray!
 
So today, I went for a good 4-5 mile bike ride. Fun.

If you weren't in IRC chat 2 minutes ago, here's how I annoyed Hersfold, my parts and Hers' parts are bolded...:

<MP> fish makes me sad
<MP> think about it, you're swimming along, minding your own business
<MP> when you think, "Hm, I'm a little hungry"
* Limi has joined #TNP
<MP> and a worm plops down in front of you
<MP> then, you bite it
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Limi
<MP> only to find a secret murder weapon lodged inside this amazing food
<MP> that fell from the heavens
<Hers|Elections> hey limi
<MP> and you try and struggle free
<Limi> hi Hers
<MP> but your overpowered
<Hers|Elections> MP's complaining about fishing
<MP> by a string
* Southwest_Montana is now known as SWMT|Away
<MP> overpowered by a string, embarrassing eh?
<Hers|Elections> I'm trying to type up the ballot without being distracted - so far with little success
<Blue_Wolf> Good job
<MP> and all the other fish start making fun of you
<Limi> op me and I'll keep you from being distracted >_>
rs|Elections> :P
<MP> "Ha ha, look at MP! He's struggling and can't get free!"
<MP> he's stuck on a flagpole! ha ha ha!"
<MP> then you're all, "Shut up, I can't help it if I suck at dodgeball!"
<MP> and then they called my mom because I wet myself in fright...
<MP> ah...er...nevermind that last part
<Blue_Wolf> MP scares me
<MP> I scare alot of people
<MP> but my blog seems to make people tingly
<Hers|Elections> MP... if I told you to shut up, would you be offended?
<MP> *tingely
<MP> No
<Hers|Elections> ok. Shut up, please.
<Blue_Wolf> Heh
<MP> ok
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Ah, the power of MP.....

I'm still waiting on the Pulse question I asked, any info? ANyone?



I'm not vain, I'm just gorgeous.
 
I just read this, and I just had to post it. Taken from "Celebrity Nooz" by gophercentral.com and Anisa, the email author:

Kinda Disturbing...

Child actress Dakota Fanning is set to shock fans in new movie
'Hounddog.' The film features Dakota semi-nude in child rape
scenes. The controversial film written and directed by Deborah
Kampmeier is a dark and violent story set in American's rural
south and the 12-year-old's mother and agent are convinced her
gritty performance is Oscar-worthy. Agent Joy Osbrink was quoted
in the New York Daily News, "It's not just the rape scene the
whole story is challenging Dakota as an actress. And I've never
been so proud of her in my life. I've seen the dailies, and in
every scene she gets better and better."
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Seems as though alot of child actors are heading towards the nudity side of films and theater.
 
I just hope she isn't headed towards a role in a remake of that old film we've all seen: Former Child Actress Turns to Crystal Meth and Ends Up in Porn.
 
So let me just say this.

I get annoyed. I get annoyed by people who twist words around to make what someone said completely different. That just steams my broccolli.

Okay, lame phrase. But effective? Yes. That's why this whole war annoys me. I am a member of the Lexicon forums. But I did not join it as a result of this "war". I have a pre-existing account there from when I first started out on NS. I was an impressionable newbie, who only wanted to be loved. So I found shelter there. For maybe a week. Then I moved to TNP.

While on The Lex forums, I try to act as neutral as possible. Yes, I am in favor of TNP. All the way. But I also do not want to be banned on The Lexicon's forums, I would like to keep in touch with Insane Power and the like for NS purposes and maybe an eventual treaty between us and them. Although the latter is highly doubtful.

So that's why I get so annoyed when I see people over there being, in all sense of the word, hypocrites. I am rather surprised that they have not banned me yet for just being a Northerner.

So let me say this:

"I Will Walk (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers: great song

TNP: great region

The Lexicon: I don't mind them, and I hope to keep in touch.



Remember, I'm a TNP'er all the way, but I do consider myself a mediator of sorts.

If I may borrow Gabe's ending of blog post...things:




-MP out
 
Weird TG I got today, in a nation i had made about 10 minutes prior:

The Incorporated States of Dnouser
Received: 2 hours agoGreetings from Dnouser and the Region of The Non Aligned States!

We have noted with some interest your recent activity within NationStates; particularly, your recent action toward membership in the United Nations. You have shown commendable efforts toward becoming an active participant in the development of your nation. It is precisely this admirable effort which brings The Non Aligned States into contact with you.

Pursuant to the authority of the UN Delegate for The Non Aligned States, I extend to you a formal invitation to join The Non Aligned States. Our region is expanding, enthusiastic and active; filled with a wide variety of supportive and friendly nations. We practice the doctrine of mutual development through cooperation, and provide a safe, nurturing and supportive environment for our member nations. We believe that this is specifically the type of region which may best suit the needs of your developing nation.

Whatever your decision, MP from TNP, please note that The Non Aligned States will always extend its hand in friendship and peace towards you, and will be here as an ally that you may rely on.

We wish you the best of success in your continuing development, and look forward to hearing from you soon!

Here's how to find and move to The Non Aligned States.
1. click on the world icon at the left of your screen.
2. Type the The Non Aligned States into the find a region edit field.
3. click on Move your nation to The Non Aligned States.
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i haven't even looked at the UN page yet.
 
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