The Pritchard Scale
- Thread starter Kandarin
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The NS UN has had several documented deaths, mostly as a result of numerous repeals. Murder value: 6
It really sucks, though, and I think we can all agree on that, but without it, the Fenda/Vader game would not exist. So the worship value is a 4.
Let's go with Sir Paul, a true Pacifican.
It really sucks, though, and I think we can all agree on that, but without it, the Fenda/Vader game would not exist. So the worship value is a 4.
Let's go with Sir Paul, a true Pacifican.
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
Sir Paul, eh? Murder value is a 7. Smart and witty enough to charm you and then kill you without you realizing it. Plus, we should never forget UPS Rail. 
Worship value is a 9. The high score is for his amazing satires and, of course, UPS Rail. (Does anyone remember UPS Mail?) -1 point for being an icky Pacifican.
Next up: Pringles
Worship value is a 9. The high score is for his amazing satires and, of course, UPS Rail. (Does anyone remember UPS Mail?) -1 point for being an icky Pacifican.
Next up: Pringles
Murder: ooh pringles...nasty....sharp edges...so lots of slicing of arteries and stuff....definite choking potential....if you stuffed a whole crumbled packet down someone's throat.....also If you pop the top off the tube right it's pretty much a ninja death star....and the tube itself...a blunt instrument for cudgelling and clobbering....so...10
Worship:...well you can't stop...once you pop..it's right because it's true....oh yeah and pringles dipped in soft full fat cheese...OMG....10
next:...The big pink tank....
Photo courtesy of The Ministry of Defence of The Nation of Daimiaena...
Worship:...well you can't stop...once you pop..it's right because it's true....oh yeah and pringles dipped in soft full fat cheese...OMG....10
next:...The big pink tank....
Photo courtesy of The Ministry of Defence of The Nation of Daimiaena...
Murder: 10. You'd be left laughing so hard at the ridiculously hideous paint scheme the tank would have all day to line up it's shot. BOOM.
Worship: If you're a hippy, 9-10. If you're not, about 2. If it were a proper military color, maybe about 5 or 6.
Next... Internet Relay Chat, or as it's better known, IRC.
Worship: If you're a hippy, 9-10. If you're not, about 2. If it were a proper military color, maybe about 5 or 6.
Next... Internet Relay Chat, or as it's better known, IRC.
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
IRC, unfortunately, doesn't carry a very high murder value. It may be used as a tool to bring a person to their death, but op abilities put a hamper to that, as well as each individual's option to press Alt-F4. Plus, threats and whatnot tend not to carry much clout when an always valid retort is *Monte Ozarka slaps you around with a large trout. Therefore, it gets a 1 for effort.
As far as worship goes, well, it gets a 10. If you don't know why, I shouldn't have to justify it to you.
[size0]P.S. Everyone get on IRC![/size]
Next in line is...
As far as worship goes, well, it gets a 10. If you don't know why, I shouldn't have to justify it to you.
[size0]P.S. Everyone get on IRC![/size]
Next in line is...
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
Err. 1 on the murder scale for the highly unlikely hypothetical situation in which someone asphyxiates by having bunches of these flowers rammed down his throat.
Worship value gets a 4. They're pwetty but nothing too special.
Next is kumquats!
Worship value gets a 4. They're pwetty but nothing too special.
Next is kumquats!
Trinistein
TNPer
Perfect size for getting down someone's throat. But it takes some efort. I give it a 3 for weapon value.
However, kumquats are food, and food is essential for life, just like pie, so it's just as worshipable as pie. Therefore, I give it a Pi.
This smiley:
However, kumquats are food, and food is essential for life, just like pie, so it's just as worshipable as pie. Therefore, I give it a Pi.
This smiley:
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
Murder value: 0. Come on, it's on the internet. Plus, it's all agreeable and stuff. It wouldn't even attack other internet objects. 
, on the other hand...
Worship value: 1. Look at it, all boring and smiley-ish. It ain't got nothing on
Next:
, on the other hand...Worship value: 1. Look at it, all boring and smiley-ish. It ain't got nothing on
Next:
Murder value: 6. I've been killed by less in nightmares. Plus, sheep scare me. No joke.
Worship value: 3, and then it's only if they've been done up right in a nice curry.
Next up: (Also no joke) Heath Ledger as The Joker.
Worship value: 3, and then it's only if they've been done up right in a nice curry.
Next up: (Also no joke) Heath Ledger as The Joker.
Zemnaya Svoboda
TNPer
Err... since no one seemed to want to reply to that I will.
Murder value: 9. He is playing the Joker after all.
Worship value: 1.
Alright, now consider the eagle?
Murder value: 9. He is playing the Joker after all.
Worship value: 1.
Alright, now consider the eagle?
Zemnaya Svoboda
TNPer
http://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/summary/su...cgi?cid=5324287
Well, I think it's a fairly nasty chemical from what I was able to find, so murder value 7. (minus three for being hard to acquire and deliver)
Worship value? I'd say 2. It's a boring chemical.
And now.... Consider an Aboolean Group.
Well, I think it's a fairly nasty chemical from what I was able to find, so murder value 7. (minus three for being hard to acquire and deliver)
Worship value? I'd say 2. It's a boring chemical.
And now.... Consider an Aboolean Group.
Zemnaya Svoboda
TNPer
Murder: 10-- It's a Squirrel. With. A. Gun.
Worship: 10-- It's a Squirrel! With! A! Gun!
Now... Consider the Buglatter beast of Traal.
Worship: 10-- It's a Squirrel! With! A! Gun!
Now... Consider the Buglatter beast of Traal.
Cthul Murgos
TNPer
the balm? like lip balm?
Murder: 2. it is technically not the best thing to force someone to ingest through their eyesocket.
Worship: 2. It does keep your lips nice and smooth.
Let's try the good ole HNO3.
Murder: 2. it is technically not the best thing to force someone to ingest through their eyesocket.
Worship: 2. It does keep your lips nice and smooth.
Let's try the good ole HNO3.