Hello

[Carops]

Hello TNP
I was invited to join TNP by Erastide and I decided to take up the offer.
I'm the delegate of Liberalia, and I have a puppet in TSP, just so you know..
Anyway, I've moved my puppet "Bird of Love" here.
I hope you'll have me

 

[Byardkuria]

Have we met?

 

[Former English Colony]

woooo!!!

Welcome to TNP.

 

[Carops]

Have we met?

Maybe... not sure..

Thanks for the welcome

 

[Pope Hope]

Hey Carops! Good to see you here.

 

[Carops]

Hey PH
How's it going?

 

[north harmoneia]

You're stalking me!!

 

[Carops]

It's not my fault that you're everywhere!
I didn't even know you were in TNP.. honest...

 

[north harmoneia]

hehehe! nah just messin' Welcome Carops!

 

[Carops]

Te he he
Thanks

 

[The Mighty Pump]

*The Mighty Pump steals Carops' kittens, then gives him a basket of huggles.

 

[Grenval]

*The Mighty Pump steals Carops' kittens, then gives him a basket of huggles.

*Grenval steals Carops' kittens from Pump, gives them back to Carops, and then gives Pump a basket of inappropriate touches.

 

[Carops]

* Carops thanks Grenval..

Pump. You monster.

 

[The Mighty Pump]

You heart me really, you Boltonian scumbag.

 

[Carops]

How dare you.
I could leave Bolton if I wanted. It just so happens that I enjoy the odour.

 

[The Mighty Pump]

You tried once but were repelled at the gates by chavs.

 

[Carops]

It's true, they do all want me to stay.
However, I have resolved to remain here to fight off the horde of refugees from Stockport arriving in search of civilisation. Bolton power!

 

[The Mighty Pump]

One day I'll come to Bolton with a loaf of bread. I'll be a Boltonian god.

 

[Carops]

Look, it may a pile of crap, but it's MY pile of crap.
I am Bolton's God. Bolton accepts no imitations

 

[The Mighty Pump]

Mediocre god.

 

[Carops]

People like Mediocre. We're all used to mediocre..

 

[The Mighty Pump]

Especially in Bolton. All you've ever produced is Peter Kay. And moobs.

 

[Carops]

Since when is Marple the measure of fame? Suburban fascists!

 

[The Mighty Pump]

We have plenty of fame. One of our residents threw a bunch of flowers at Maggie Thatcher once. Besides, we have Miss Marple named after us, Badly Drawn Boy lives here and David Beckham did as well - for a month.

 

[Carops]

We have plenty of fame. One of our residents threw a bunch of flowers at Maggie Thatcher once. Besides, we have Miss Marple named after us, Badly Drawn Boy lives here and David Beckham did as well - for a month.

Who cares. You know you want to join me in Proletarian Paradise.
Plus, Badly-drawn-boy is from Bolton. I know his family.