Controlled by the ADN?

Oh, I dunno, leave a tomato in the back of the fridge until its past its sell by date, and it can be pretty evil...

Especially when you accidently grab it, and put your finger right through it.

MEDIC!!
 
Namyeknom:
Its all a front I tell you!

*wonders if anyone would believe that The Lexicon was an ADN puppet region...*
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Only perhaps on April Fool's Day or if there were news reports of hel freezing over or pig's flying :)
 
I just trawled through my PMs and found this sent to me by an "anonymous source"!! I know publicising IRC transcripts is frowned upon here, but as there was a request from the PM to "put up or shut up" here it is!!

Session Start: Sat Feb 18 13:26:14 2006
Session Ident: PopeHope
<Flemingovia> Tangerine Alert!
* PopeHope huggles Flemingovia
* Flemingovia huggles Pope Hope
<PopeHope> What seems to be the problem, Flem?
<Flemingovia> The election in the north is not going as planned.
<PopeHope> Help yourself to some tacos and tell me what happened. *hugs*
* Flemingovia takes a taco
<Flemingovia> Well, Poltsamaa has handed out tinfoil hats to the electorate and it has rendered our ADN mindcontrol units useless.
<Flemingovia> It looks like it might go down to a runoff election as I don't look like getting a majority of the vote.
<PopeHope> Do you think you'll win the runoff election?
<Flemingovia> yes
<Flemingovia> I have one of the tinfoil hats, it has "Made in The People's Republic of.." but the last part is missing.
<PopeHope> I knew the PRP must be behind this. :(
<PopeHope> I'll make sure everyone knows that they are meddling with the elections in the north
<PopeHope> Tygaland must be working for Ivan again. :(
<Flemingovia> hang on, I found the last part..."China". "Made in The People's Republic of China"
<PopeHope> oh
<Flemingovia> Shall we publicise that communist China is meddling with our meddling in the elections in the north?
<PopeHope> no, we need to make sure you win the election so we can return the north to the ADN
<PopeHope> I may have to send in more puppets to vote for you
<Flemingovia> it is too late, new nations can't vote in this election
<PopeHope> oh :(
<PopeHope> can we get the game moderators to ban tinfoil hats?
<Flemingovia> we could, but I don't think the game mods have jurisdiction over offsite forum
<Flemingovia> I'll do all I can to win the election, I have already promised the earth with no time or desire to fulfil the promises
<PopeHope> that will have to do :/
<PopeHope> I can't believe it has taken this long. I thought we had things back as planned when Bella was delegate
<Flemingovia> so did I, but our own contitution ruined it for us. None of us could run as we had served consecutive terms
<Flemingovia> Poltsamaa took advantage and here we are
* PopeHope huggles Flemingovia
<PopeHope> keep up the good work, you will be rewarded for your loyal service to me. :)
<Flemingovia> I'll always serve you! *hugs*
<Flemingovia> these tinfoil hats look quite good, mind if I try one on?
<PopeHope> NO! I mean, don't Flem, it makes your ass look big.
<Flemingovia> thanks for saving me from a fashion disaster
* Flemingovia huggles Pope Hope
* PopeHope huggles Flemingovia
<PopeHope> I have to go, democracy has delivered an unwanted result in the west
<PopeHope> I'll keep an eye on things and talk to you soon
<Flemingovia> ok, thanks for your time
<Flemingovia> goodbye
* PopeHope huggles Flemingovia
<PopeHope> bye hun <3
Session Close: Sat Feb 18 14:11:38 2006
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:o

Now, I'm not sure of the authenticity of the transcript, but Poltsamaarian forensic analysts have confirmed that it is an IRC transcript!! More news when I make it up!!
 
I suggest that if ever you decide to take up a career as a criminal mastermind, you do not decide to try forgery or fraud. You just do not have the talent.

Thanks for the laugh, though.
 
:P

I was going to research dates etc but my laziness stopped me from doing so!! I also wanted to make its fakeness obvious enough to those in the know!!

By the way, this post is fake..could you tell?!
 
Poltsamaa:
:P

I was going to research dates etc but my laziness stopped me from doing so!! I also wanted to make its fakeness obvious enough to those in the know!!

By the way, this post is fake..could you tell?!
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You're damn right this post is fake. You know how I know? Because that IRC log is real.

It's about the logic. You just gotta think.
 
Poltsamaa:
I just trawled through my PMs and found this sent to me by an "anonymous source"!! I know publicising IRC transcripts is frowned upon here, but as there was a request from the PM to "put up or shut up" here it is!!

Session Start: Sat Feb 18 13:26:14 2006
Session Ident: PopeHope
<Flemingovia> Tangerine Alert!
* PopeHope huggles Flemingovia
* Flemingovia huggles Pope Hope
<PopeHope> What seems to be the problem, Flem?
<Flemingovia> The election in the north is not going as planned.
<PopeHope> Help yourself to some tacos and tell me what happened. *hugs*
* Flemingovia takes a taco
<Flemingovia> Well, Poltsamaa has handed out tinfoil hats to the electorate and it has rendered our ADN mindcontrol units useless.
<Flemingovia> It looks like it might go down to a runoff election as I don't look like getting a majority of the vote.
<PopeHope> Do you think you'll win the runoff election?
<Flemingovia> yes
<Flemingovia> I have one of the tinfoil hats, it has "Made in The People's Republic of.." but the last part is missing.
<PopeHope> I knew the PRP must be behind this. :(
<PopeHope> I'll make sure everyone knows that they are meddling with the elections in the north
<PopeHope> Tygaland must be working for Ivan again. :(
<Flemingovia> hang on, I found the last part..."China". "Made in The People's Republic of China"
<PopeHope> oh
<Flemingovia> Shall we publicise that communist China is meddling with our meddling in the elections in the north?
<PopeHope> no, we need to make sure you win the election so we can return the north to the ADN
<PopeHope> I may have to send in more puppets to vote for you
<Flemingovia> it is too late, new nations can't vote in this election
<PopeHope> oh :(
<PopeHope> can we get the game moderators to ban tinfoil hats?
<Flemingovia> we could, but I don't think the game mods have jurisdiction over offsite forum
<Flemingovia> I'll do all I can to win the election, I have already promised the earth with no time or desire to fulfil the promises
<PopeHope> that will have to do :/
<PopeHope> I can't believe it has taken this long. I thought we had things back as planned when Bella was delegate
<Flemingovia> so did I, but our own contitution ruined it for us. None of us could run as we had served consecutive terms
<Flemingovia> Poltsamaa took advantage and here we are
* PopeHope huggles Flemingovia
<PopeHope> keep up the good work, you will be rewarded for your loyal service to me. :)
<Flemingovia> I'll always serve you! *hugs*
<Flemingovia> these tinfoil hats look quite good, mind if I try one on?
<PopeHope> NO! I mean, don't Flem, it makes your ass look big.
<Flemingovia> thanks for saving me from a fashion disaster
* Flemingovia huggles Pope Hope
* PopeHope huggles Flemingovia
<PopeHope> I have to go, democracy has delivered an unwanted result in the west
<PopeHope> I'll keep an eye on things and talk to you soon
<Flemingovia> ok, thanks for your time
<Flemingovia> goodbye
* PopeHope huggles Flemingovia
<PopeHope> bye hun <3
Session Close: Sat Feb 18 14:11:38 2006
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:o

Now, I'm not sure of the authenticity of the transcript, but Poltsamaarian forensic analysts have confirmed that it is an IRC transcript!! More news when I make it up!!
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how long did this take you?? You've got alot of time to spare, I wish I had time to compose something similar :P
 
Only the actual delivery is in question, in my opinion. The overall content and its implied ramifications are true in my belief.
 
Pierconium:
I consider it a matter of faith. ;)
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Hey, I got the real low-down on the whole thing from the highest of the high sources!

spoof0bh.jpg


:fish:
 
north harmoneia:
how long did this take you?? You've got alot of time to spare, I wish I had time to compose something similar :P
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It took about 10 minutes on a lazy Easter Monday day off!! ;)

Errrmm...I mean, it is genuine and took me a few seconds to copy and paste onto the forum!! :shifty:

And a question is ended with a "?!" not a "??" but it pleases me to see you made an attempt to punctuate correctly!! :clap:
 
My favorite part:

<Flemingovia> these tinfoil hats look quite good, mind if I try one on?
<PopeHope> NO! I mean, don't Flem, it makes your ass look big.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless! Can I put that in my sig? :lol:
 
Those two lines are hysterical! I got to use a paraphrase of it in RL today. Someone asked to borrow my hat and I told them it wouldn't look good on them. They asked why and I told them that it would only make their arse look wide. There was mych hysterical laughter. :lol:
 
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