Saxophone. I have a grudge against trumpeters from previous orchestra experience lol. They're so bloody loud and they leave spit all over the floor where the 1st violin section sits when they're done.
Extremely smart and ugly. Though being blissfully stupid and ignorant as well as being attractive has its advantages.
Rich and so famous you're constantly watched and harassed by paparazzi and gossip media or Rich and a politician so that you're constantly watched by pundits and the news?
Pediatrician, I'm already familiar with working with kids at summer camps and Psychiatrist just means I'm going to hear a bunch of depressing life stories.