Taunt The Person Above You

[IndieGirl]

Do what the title says, eh? Remember the French Taunter in Holy Grail? That's what we're going for here.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Don't run away! COME HERE, YOU PUERILE LOUDMOUTH, SO I CAN STUFF MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS AND YOURS IN YOUR MOUTH!

 

[Virtual Boy]

Fratboy hoy-poloi

 

[Monkey]

if typhoo put the tea in to Britain .. ^ put the something in to Scunthorpe!

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Cleans his clans back with his hands!

 

[IndieGirl]

^ has delusions of adequacy.

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Ist ein Berliner

 

[Groclant]

^ wishes they weren't so inadequate.

 

[Sajlamot]

^ is a silly Engli... eh.... Austrailian?
Kanigit.

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Funky psychedlic turnip farming drag racer with no sense of self.

 

[IndieGirl]

Your toast is burned, and no amount of scraping can remove the black parts. Ha!

 

[Apollo-Industria]

I blow my nose at you, you incompetent pile of horsedroppings! You don't scare me you little excuse for water hose! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time you North Pacific son of a motherboard devout of any circuits that nobody can implant you straw-sticker-in-a-plant!

 

[Sajlamot]

Go away you stupid twitbag of a finniky twitch who likes to taunt!

 

[Apollo-Industria]

You call that a taunt? A Pacifist could insult better than you!!!

 

[Flemingovia]

Apollo is rotton, made out of cotton
Flemingovia is sexy, made out of Pepsi
Flem goes to college to gain more knowledge
Apollo go to Jupiter to get EVEN stupider.

nya nya nya.

 

[Cthul Murgos]

^ Made a link because, well... making it imageified may not be in best tastes, and I'm still not fully familiar on forum rules, but enjoy anyhow (vaguely SFW)

Youi, my dear sir, are bald feline testicles!

 

[Flemingovia]

^ when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

 

[IndieGirl]

I'm sorry. I refuse to taunt those with disabilities.

 

[Byardkuria]

Oh, and just when you've found an equal opponent, too.

 

[IndieGirl]

How are you handling that incontinence problem?

 

[Blackshear]

^ kook

 

[Fedele]

Neither black or shear

 

[IndieGirl]

If ^ had another brain, it would be lonely.

 

[Flemingovia]

^ your incontinence problem is so bad you leave a trail as you walk.

 

[Fedele]

You smell like fart

 

[IndieGirl]

If you had two more IQ points, you could pass as a rock.