You Club

Plain and simple:

Make up rules that you'd have if you had a club based around you.

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For Example:

Rule 1: If you listen to country music, you have to stay outside until we can find an exorcist.

Rule 2: Unwanted physical contact is subject to being tied naked to a tetherball pole and invovles pummelling with various assorted produce.

Rule 3: People who get annoying songs stuck in my head are subject to flogging in the club square with an overripe canteloupe.

VB rule (hash) 1:Nobody is allowed to call a chimp a monkey, because they're apes.

VB rule 2: I would have a hash key.

Rule 4: DDR is perfectly acceptable. OPA.

Rule 1: Never underestimate old, bald men of asian descent.