Indulgences

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Byardkuria

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As it fits her style of "I post something random, and the next person has to justify it to the thread".

I would also like to take a moment to say that I am thrilled to finally be starting a thread that should not lead to the definite possibility of a forum ban or ejection for one of our citizens.

Having said that, it's quite simple. Here is your opportunity to avoid the flames of Hell via the insulating power of swag. Person A. posts what they are willing to pay/trade/do, and Person B. posts the sin/act/clothing choice for which they have been forgiven.





So, I am willing to donate 2.37 canadian and a VHS copy of The Neverending Story. Of what am I absolved?
 
You are forgiven for any McDonald's purchases you have made this week.


I'm willing to pay a Ramones anthology CD and a cashmere scarf...of what am I absolved?




(P.S. This is an AWESOME thread. I'm so proud of you. *weeps openly* ;) )
 
You are absolved of having bought the Ramones Anthology CD.

I offer the blood of a baby goat and a blue cathode light, of what am I absolved?
 
You are absolved of all sins that involved one (and only one) deadly sin of you choice.

I offer two balls of screwed up paper, and the contents of an ash tray...
 
For knowingly participating in the mocking of someone who did, in fact get dressed in the dark, you are forgiven.




Into the plate go half a Kit Kat and 2 used AA batteries.
 
You are absolved of the numerous times you gossiped about Kumiko on IRC when she wasn't there.

*Fedele throws in last week's paycheck and places a bouquet of poinsettas at the altar
 
you are absolved of any butt kissing you have done this month, including the obvious example of placing flowers at the altar! :p

I offer this junk mail from the local bingo hall and this scrap piece of paper with the tea stain on.
 
You are forgiven for willfully possessing (with intent to distribute) an unlicensed garlic press.



Unto thee I give my half-jar of cat treats and the October 13, 1985 issue of TV guide, with the crossword started already.
 
You are absolved for committing any heinous acts on the new moon. Specifically witchcraft.

I humbly submit a paperclip, an almost empty bottle of visine, and a back issue of National Geographic on Africa.
 
You are absolved of the last weed bender you went on which involved an unhealthy amount of midgets







I submit one loaf of rye bread and a snowglobe, of what am I absolved?
 
(Whew, thanks for absolving me of that one! :) )

You are absolved of all implications that you caused the Hindenberg disaster.


I put forth a stick of 128mb RAM, a moldy cheese, and a corkscrew
 
You are absolved of being a cheap ass and googling your porn.










I submit a batwing and a he-man figurine
 
I'd absolve ^ of something, but apparently he's too good to pay indulgences and keep up a thread properly, even if he IS MoA&E.


I submit three dollars and a somewhat obnoxious chihuahua. Of what am I absolved?
 
You're absolved for trying to invade region "XXX".


*IndieGirl puts an old R.E.M. mix cd and a VHS copy of Reign of Fire on the plate. Of what is she absolved?
 
You're absolved from going out with one douchebag. but only one. the others you'll need to work for absolution.

I present 12 used AA batteries
 
You're absolved of laughing at your coworker instead of helping him up that one time the boxes fell on him.


*IndieGirl puts two nickels, a penny, a bobby pin and a bubble wand on the plate.
 
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