Flemingovia's Sauna

Flemingovia

Flemingovia

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*flemingovia dismantles his wal-mart "Sauna to go" and re-builds it on S13.

now,...... insert bolt A through bolt hole iii on part 17, bolting it securely to the left hand side of part 3. Slide part 5 into the groove created in part 17, and lock it in place with the wing nut provided.

Your Wal-mart sauna is now ready for use!
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*flemingovia lights the fire under the coals, pours over some water, adds some wood chips and strips off, waiting for the guests to arrive.
 
*wakes up*

Asfzt! Wha! What? Where am I? I only feel asleep for a second and the sauna had been flat packed around me...
 
*Erastide peeks in to see if it's ready yet and smiles when she sees the lit coals.

Thank you Flem! A place to relax is always necessary.

*lays face down and buries her face in a pillow*
 
The tickle monster is perfectly suited for life in a sauna. In the wild, tickle monsters gather around gysers and water spouts, and molest bison. As such it was only natural that they would eventually colonise saunas and steam rooms.
 
Theres no need to worry, I doubt the tickle monster will be arround anytime soon. Gets very disorientated if moved.

*snoozes*
 
Ahhh, the sauna. I was beginning to wonder if it would every be unpacked.

*WishyWashyWonder sighs and sits back, enjoying the warmth of hot steam and good company.
 
*Fedele comes in and sits down.

:ermm:
Hmm....

*Fedele looks around and notices that he is standing out amongst the crowd and goes to get a towel before coming back in
 
*un-snoozes*

I see no ones mentioned the what-jam-a-call-um-s to thingy. Good thing to...

*disappears back into own private world*
 
I would like to officially proclaim WWW as the greatest TNPer.

Until the next person gets me a drink...

*:hug: for WWW*
 
*Fedele brings Namye a bottle of scotch and sits down next to him

So, what is it, my good man? Football or soccer?
 
Ah, in a scotch induced haze it doesn't really matter...

Although I'm not sure we've really got enough room for a game in here.

:p
 
*OPArsenal walks in, brazenly nude*

*OPArsenal sits as close as possible to Flemingovia*

*OPArsenal nudges Flem*

Anything with one ball, two balls or three stooges, eh, mate?
 
:unsure:

I'm not quite sure what he meant by that but....

Oh, well, I have to go...

...I have an appointment...

with... a... haircutter...

Bye
 
*IndieGirl wanders in, and takes a seat on the top bench, lightly towelled.

I'm sorry, but I have to be party to Opa's flagrant displays of questionable sexuality.
 
Within the space of three posts we have one 'brazenly nude' person, and another whos 'lightly towelled'.

Only in TNP.
 
Off-Topic:

I just posted this on the RMB:

My Post on RMB:
If you're not active on the regional off-site forum, see what you're missing:

"Within the space of three posts we have one 'brazenly nude' person, and another who's 'lightly towelled'.

Only in The North Pacific."

!

You know you want to buy in to this! I look forward to seeing you at www.s13.invisionfree.com/tnp
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Thanks, Namye.
 
On-topic:

*OPArsenal brandishes an avatar. It's anyone's guess as to where he was hiding it*

*OPArsenal hands it to Flemingovia*

For you, sir:

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*flemingovia wakes up, with wrinkled skin from being in the sauna for 6 months solid, and wonders where all the naked nubile women who used to be in the sauna have got to.

"COME BACK, NAKED WOMEN!!" He cries.
 
(Wanders in the dressing room, carrying a mini-sized refridgerator. Puts it at the corner. Steps out of the door and in again, this time with a box of Czech lager and and a case of bottled spring water. Puts the drinks to the fridge. Then reaches for one of the many pockets of his cloak and takes out a poster with heading A Recommended Sauna Procedure. Hangs the poster on the wall. Picks one bottle of water, opens the door to steamroom and gives the water to Flem.)

"You really should be careful with possible dehydration when in sauna. Now out in the yard there will be something to eat soon "

(Steps out to the yard and starts preparing barbecue.)
 
Shouts from outside: "Hey Nam, shouldn't you light the fire in the stove again, I'm sure it has gone out during last couple of months. It is of no use to pour water on cold stones."
 
"Sorry, I thought it was you... I guess it was DD messing up there with the water... thanks for lighting it, anyway. I have some burgers ready here, if you want some. And could someone bring me a beer from the fridge, please?"

(starts setting the table for hungry people)

[edit: frequent typos]
 
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