What Would Harry Do?

[IndieGirl]

What's something a Harry Potter character will never say?

For example:

Harry: ...I am the boy who scored.
Ginny: Not too high either. *wink wink*
Ron: ...ew.


Ron: Wanna pretend our wands are light sabers?
Harry: Dude.


Voldemort: Harry...I am...your father... *heavy breathing*
Harry: Noooooooooooooo!

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Harry: You know, I think we should listen to our elders, let's just stay here and play wizard chess. Leave the possibly dangerous stuff to more capable people.

 

[IndieGirl]

Professor Snape: I admit it, Potter. I was wrong about you. You're amazing. May I be your surrogate godfather? Would you like a chocolate frog?

Ron: Mmmm...I had the yummiest dream about McGonagall last night.

Minerva McGonagall: Is that your wand, Ronald, or are you happy to see me?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Oh god!

 

[IndieGirl]

Minerva: Professor Flitwick! Is that a skimpy negligee you're wearing?! AND IS THAT LIPSTICK?!?!
Flitwick: I can explain everything! I swear! *accidentally drops his nylons in a fluster*

 

[Kumiko]

Harry: And what, exactly am I supposed to do with that, Ron?

 

[IndieGirl]

Ron: Hermione! You and PERCY?! ALL THIS TIME?!?!

 

[Namyeknom]

Harry: I'm planning on getting a hair cut and contacts.

 

[IndieGirl]

Hagrid (to Harry and Ron): "I will shoot you and rape your dead bodies."

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Fred/George: Ooooh, Umbridge, you are one sex-ay MILF!

Ron: I don't mind being poor...

Hermione: You're such a wanker, Professor Snape.

Oh, and http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/ :thumbsup:

 

[Flemingovia]

Harry: Actually, I think Cho is a bit of a hag.

 

[IndieGirl]

Dobby: Draco, I love you! [house-elf proceeds to make out with Malfoy]

 

[dont pick it up]

Voldemort: Harry care for a spot of tea?

 

[OPArsenal]

Harry Potter fan-fic creeps me out.

 

[Southwest Asia]

Hermoine: 50 cents a go.

 

[IndieGirl]

Ron: Draco is not a wanker.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Harry: I love my life!

 

[Blackshear]

Voldemort: What do you say, Harry, how's about letting bygones be bygones and each go our merry way?

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Harry: Hey, Ron! Guess who I shagged last night?
Ron: ...
Harry: Your sister!
Ron: ...
Harry: Man, is she tight! And ohhh! She does this great little trick with her tongue where she--
Ron: *noose*

 

[Fulhead Land]

Lord Voldermort: Now, Potter, I have you in my clutches! At last!

Harry: You'll never win Volders!

Volders: *sighs* I know..you know being the most feared wizard in the universe isnt all scars and dragons you know. Sometimes it gets quite lonely....no-one talks to me..

The H-ster: I know exactly what you mean..

Both fall into each others arms crying

 

[dont pick it up]

Lord Voldermort (in azkaban): I would have gotten away with it if it werent for thoes meddling kids and that talking dog

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dumbledore: I probably shouldn't be telling you this Harry, but I have foreseen my own death!
Harry: Gasp. I thought you would live forever!
Dumbledore: So did I Harry, but soon it will be my time. Before I go I must give you this crucial piece of advice that will save you one day. Use a condom.
Harry: But that doesn't really matter, what about Voldemort!?
Dumbledore: Exactly *dies*

 

[Daimiaena]

Harry: Lets just bunk off school and get plastered on cider down the park...

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Lord Voldemort: Oh what's the point to being evil; being anything? Sartre you have ruined me!

 

[Sans Evil]

Harry: I'm planning on getting a hair cut and contacts.

Along with some scar-removal cream.

 

[dont pick it up]

Ron(to harry): Id tap that

 

[Sans Evil]

Harry to Ron: Its a shame, Cho could have been a celebrity overnight. *starts whistling Twista's - Celebrity Overnight*

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dumbledore: I'm not really dead, I was faking it.

 

[north harmoneia]

Harry : Do I look hip enough or what?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Harry: Hey old man, me and me mates want all yer money if'n you wanna make it outta here alive dat is.

 

[Sans Evil]

Dumbledore: And now for my next trick, I will burn this bird alive and make it reappear!
*poof*

 

[Daimiaena]

Dumbledore: goodnight boys....candles out....

Shlurp!!!

 

[AlHoma]

Dumbledore: I'm not quite dead yet..

 

[AlHoma]

The Full Harry: The boys (and men) of Griffindor

 

[Cthul Murgos]

Harry: You're a werewolf?
Lupin: Yes.
Harry: Are you f***ing serious?
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: What?
Lupin: Oops, said too much.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Harry: Sometimes I wish I had just stayed under the stairs.

 

[Cthul Murgos]

Harry: I am surrounded by idiots. And the ones that aren't are too full of it, which makes them bloody idiots too!