Embassy of Canada


Report from Canada
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August 24, 2006
Prepared by Parrrrtay, and kana da

Forum (224,082 posts) - RMB - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 291 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (106 endorsements)

Governmental Affairs
  • Defectiveness and Daemon resigned from their Cabinet positions as Minister of Defence and Minister of Regional Affairs, causing their deputies 420 Celebrants and Omnivorous to be elevated.
Diplomatic Events
  • Canada decided against opening an embassy with the Alliance of Capitalists, Conservatives and Economic Libertarians at this time.
    South Malaysia, Hyrule's Delegate paid Canada a visit.
Regional Affairs
  • Special welcome to new members - Diemetrious, Freedonia - Liberta, THE LORDE, Redwolla and MinnaCaroline.
  • Fantasy Baseball
    Code: 
    Team                Points
Neocons              132.5
The Red Riders       121.5
Nooterland Nemesis   103.0
Canada6 Maple Jays    94.5
Durass Daggers        90.5
GVL Kingfishermen     88.0
CB Abusers            78.5
Ess' Boys             71.0
PAXTEXANs             68.0
Lost Souls            63.0
420 Tokers            57.0
ParrrrTay Panthers    46.5
UN ResolutionsRandom Board HappeningsRandom Quotes from Standing around the Water Cooler
j delight:
Looks like she could use a shot or two of Get-Yo-Ass-Outta-Them-Jammies-And-Make-Me-A-Sammich-Woman! flavored WiLd uP.
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king_girl:
*sends BP to Elmo's school of pronunciation and he becomes much less cute*
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Eagle Bay:
Evil Bear Hoodoo Magic no doubt! Cover your ears otherwise they'll possess you! Someone get me a vial of holy water, a nine iron, a signed Tie Domi puck, and a three legged Koala. I'll take care of this bear infestation once and for all.
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Report from Canada
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September 7, 2006
Prepared by Parrrrtay and 420_Celebrants

Forum (226,243 posts) - RMB - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 311 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (108 endorsements)

Governmental Affairs
  • Canada's Dispute Resolution Law received a few substantial revisions and a format improvement. Many members gave it more thumbs up than they have, so be on the lookout for members wandering around with missing thumbs.
Diplomatic Events
  • Canada decided against opening an embassy with The Federated States at this time.
    Due to the decline in the activity level and dramatic loss of regional nations, we are sad to announce that our diplomatic ties with the Allied States of EuroIslanders has come to an end.
Regional Affairs
  • Canada At A Glance - Canada has added a quick-reference fact-board to help all new members get in the swing of things.
  • Special welcome to new members - Iqtaszi, IVIaple Syrup, Serenias, Altopia, Minneapolis, delicate constitutions, Natolia, and Durham Region
  • Fantasy Hockey - Old Ogastein has set up a Fantasy Hockey league and we have many spots open. Please feel free to join us CrAzY(tm) Canucks as we pretend to know what we are doing.
  • Fantasy Baseball
    Code: 
    Team                Points
Neocons              132.5
The Red Riders       119.5
Nooterland Nemesis   101.5
Durass Daggers       100.0
Canada6 Maple Jays    90.0
GVL Kingfishermen     85.0
CB Abusers            84.0
Ess' Boys             72.5
PAXTEXANs             68.5
Lost Souls            63.0
420 Tokers            58.0
ParrrrTay Panthers    39.5
UN ResolutionsRandom Board Happenings
  • It has been concluded that a lot of members really can't stand Dr. Phil. Want to get in on the discussion? Stop by the MoDB office party, and grab a doughnut and a beer while you're at it!
    Old Ogastein thinks that Pluto should still be considered a planet. TinyVillages thinks a campaign to have parts of Jupiter liposuctioned and implanted into Pluto could be a solution.
Random Quote Conversation from Ask 420!
Omnivorous:
Isn't Mrs. Electrical Outlet married to Mr. Toaster AND Mr. Micro-Wave? Bigamy and Adultery?
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420 Celebrants:
Bigamy, Smallamy, Adultery and Childery all at once I guess. Depends really.
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Omnivorous:
What about Mrs. Knive, Master Spoon and Ms. Carrot Peeler? What is their opinion?
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420 Celebrants:
I'm really not sure ... but it's kinda funny ... I've always thought of knives as being masculine and spoons being feminine. I really don't know about carrot peelers. They're like the pre-op transexual members of the cutlery drawer.
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Ess:
What accounts for sporks?
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ParrrrTay:
Ah... a he/she!
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Sarcodina:
Thanks for the update!
I was wondering the reason for the denying of an ACCEL embassy.
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Their isn't a region. I can explain more if needed, but that sums it up pretty well. :yes:
 

Report from Canada
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September 22, 2006
Prepared by Parrrrtay

Forum (228,602 posts) - RMB - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 319 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (105 endorsements)

Governmental Affairs
  • Judith Gap (MoJ) with assistance of his lovely deputy, Lorelai County, have slightly modified and reformatted the Canadian Ejection and Board Suspension Guidelines. The region liked the changes and with an unanimous Cabinet vote the new version has been put into effect.
    Cabinet has been busy cleaning up the Canadian forum by archiving old threads. The Political Party System, due to inactivity, was one of the major sections in Canada to be archived.
Diplomatic Events
  • Canada is sad to announce that due to the decline in the activity level and lack of government structure participation, our diplomatic ties with the Australia has come to an end.
Regional Affairs
  • Special welcome to new members - anglistani, Bastanchury, and alien_girl01.
  • Fantasy Baseball
    Code: 
    Team                Points
Neocons              133.5
The Red Riders       113.0
Nooterland Nemesis   104.5
Durass Daggers       102.5
Canada6 Maple Jays    91.5
GVL Kingfishermen     87.0
CB Abusers            81.0
Ess' Boys             76.5
PAXTEXANs             70.0
Lost Souls            64.0
420 Tokers            56.5
ParrrrTay Panthers    34.0
  • Fantasy Hockey
    Just a reminder to let everyone know the last day to sign up for Fantasy Hockey is October 1st. Everyone is welcome to join in the fun! Stop by and pick up a stick!!
UN ResolutionsRandom Board Happenings
  • Jack_Tarr went on a sailing trip.
    laughterandsunshine will be taking a 16 day vacation from work.
    Checkers McDog thinks 8am classes will be the death of her.
    Redundancies and canada6 celebrated birthdays.
    Beaver-Country-Canada was absolutely exhausted after having to working long hours while helping with renovations where she works. They have finally completed the renovations, hopefully we will see her around the forum more!
Random Quotes from Standing around the Water Cooler
420_Celebrants:
Redundancies - I believe it is a BTCATM issue. Possibly a major failure ... depends on the colour. (BTW - BTCATM = Between the chair and the monitor)
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Hamsters:
Could anyone in their right mind refuse an offer of M4d P0wZ0rZ flavored WiLd uP?
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Omnivorous:
I'm thinking what a brilliant and utterly brilliant place this is, one that can make me smile with ecstacy (without the bad side effects like death) and glee and pure happiness.
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
*Goes to dance with the pixies around the oak tree in the meadow*
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j delight:
KG - did you go to the Porn Star Avatar Generator for that one?
Signed,
Asia Spankalicious
Originator of Porn Star Flavored WiLd uP with New and Improved Humpy Bits(tm)!
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Hi, you already know me but I came to announce that I am the new Minister of Foreign Affairs. I love you guys so I will keep the ambassadorship also. :tb2:
 
Crap, I just spotted the fantasy hockey sign-up. Serves me right for not visiting Canada more often.

Congrats on the new job, king_girl.
 
Report from Canada
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October 11th, 2006
Prepared by
Old Ogastein and King Girl

Forum (212,189 posts) - RMB - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 301 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (115 endorsements)

Governmental AffairsFantasy Baseball
Code: 
Team                Points
Neocons              133.5
The Red Riders       113.0
Nooterland Nemesis   104.5
Durass Daggers       102.5
Canada6 Maple Jays    91.5
GVL Kingfishermen     87.0
CB Abusers            81.0
Ess' Boys             76.5
PAXTEXANs             70.0
Lost Souls            64.0
420 Tokers            56.5
ParrrrTay Panthers    34.0

Fantasy Hockey
Code: 
Team                Points
The Red Riders      238.40
Diemetrius Demons   206.50
Wolfsport Auroras   190.40
OO Attack           189.30
Green-ville Lions   176.00
Durass Dreadnaughts 170.60
The 420 Tokers      132.10


UN ResolutionsRegional HappeningsReal Life Happenings
  • Beaver-County-Canada is job hunting and is glad to be done with her old one.
    King_girl has been putting in a lot of time for the fall festival.
    TinyVillages savours the fact that he gets to take all of the kids to festival alone.
    Checkers McDog knows her boyfriend is lucky to have her.
Random Quotes from Standing around the Water Cooler
canada6:
I've been thinking about getting a Hamster but I'm worried if my several cats and a hamster can coexist?
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TinyVillages:
* ties OOs feet together and paints a big, red circle on his... * Ouch!
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Omnivorous:
"Yarrrr, I be on fi-yarrrr, send out ye matey to fetch some wat-yarrrr"
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Report from Canada
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19 November 2006
Prepared by Old Ogastein

Forum (191,604 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 246 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (129 endorsements)

On Wed. Nov. 15th the forums started crash and nobody could use the forums for about 1 day. After the crash much of Canada's forums became destroyed. All posts after march 2006 were basically wiped out and forums icons were also destroyed the Canadian government is currently working strong to fix these errors.

Also we have voted AGAINST the UN resolution, Unconventional Arms Accord

What fun would a report be without any happenings at the Water Cooler?

Happy Birthday Omnivorous!

Say "hi" to JT....He wants kisses too.

j delight:
*pokes self in tooshie with a spork, but is thwarted in her efforts by cast iron pantaloons*
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NEW CANADIAN FACTS

1942

Dawson Creek BC -

Opening of 2,450 km (1,523 mile) long Alcan Military Highway, or Alaska Highway; from Dawson Creek, BC to Fairbanks, Alaska; road built to supply Pacific North West and Alaska in case of Japanese invasion.
 
*grins excitedly as I begin to place gift baskets and goodies around the office*

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Report from Canada
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03 January 2007
Prepared by Omnivorous

Forum (264,000 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 306 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (125 endorsements)

Elections
Starting just after Christmas and ending on the 31st of December, our hangovers regional elections went ahead to select Canada's 15th Cabinet. Here they are!

Prime Minister: Carbanousa
Minister of Regional Affairs: 420 Celebrants
Minister of Defence: n/a
Minister of Justice: n/a
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Omnivorous
Minister of Doughnuts and Beer: Old Ogastein

The MoD and MoJ positions had no applicants, so the Cabinet is in a process of deliberation to decide whom to appoint. Current Ministers are choosing their Deputies as we speak, or you read, or quite possibly both.

Recent UN Proposal votings:
"Prohibition of UN Military": FOR
Repeal "Fair Sentencing Act": AGAINST
"UN Drug Act": ABSTAIN
"Environment Protection Act": AGAINST

Regional Happenings
Happy Birthdays and sizeable amounts of cake go out to Carbanousa and Jack_Tarr.

Hamsters spent Christmas in New Zealand (a short hop for a Aussie) and reported back briefly to say how much she was enjoying her holiday. Click here to find out what some of the natives thought about her :D

BCC tied the knot with her fiancee on New Years' Eve and received many slow cookers and other cooking utensils. An auction will be held in due time :P

A special mention must go out to King_Girl, who was voted "Favourite Diplomat" in The North Pacific's recent Awards Ceremony. News was greeted with many bouquets of flowers, yummy chocolates, lots of dancing and a pair of handcuffs...


From Standing Around the Water Cooler and other Cool Places:
Jack_Tarr:
Why are you so intent on fattening us up? Are we all really in the Matrix? Is your name Smith? Where is Neo? How do I eat my soup if there really is NO spoon?
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BlackShear:
Anyone else notice that everyone keeps answering questions with more questions?
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I just thought I'd drop by for a round of hugs....any takers. ;)

*hugs to TNPers everywhere*
 
Report from Canada

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March 19, 2007
Prepared by Diemetricus

Forum (273,634 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 273 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (105 endorsements)


UN Votes Cast Since Last Report

Nuclear Responsibility- AGAINST
Continuity Of Government- AGAINST
Emigration Rights- FOR
Repeal Free Education- FOR
Repeal Hydrogen Powered Vehicles-FOR

What's New

Parrrrtay (Minister of Defense) successfully passed her vote of confidence. She immediately jumped in to assist the rest of cabinet by tackling the many issues that currently confront our region. Her willingness to contribute is appreciated by all members of Canada.

In other news, Ess was selected as Deputy Minister of Defense, and Hamsters as Deputy Minister of Regional Affairs. Congratulations and special thanks to both of you.

Cabinet also lost some members when 420_Celebrants and Canada6 (both MoRA) tendered their resignations for personal reasons. The region of Canada wishes them well in their future endeavours.

Canada displayed it's military might by unleashing an utterly offensive offensive in it's recent conflict with England. Our amazing shock and awe inspiring attack included all our finer weapons of mass destruction such as trout, pillows (especially lumpy ones) and of course GARPA members who arrived in full force to defend Canada! Thanks to Blackshear who braved the chaos and returned this actual video footage of the event.
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Regional members were also busy debating the finer points of the Delegacy Contention Law v1.0 in the House of Commons this month. While some valid concerns were raised, the general consensus seemed to be positive towards this idea. The endorsement cap proposal was accepted and instituted as a constitutional amendment.

The newest members to be welcomed into Canada are Giltia Zero, Nazi Acadia, Dalimbar and the Dictatorship of s to the d. As well, returning after long absences were Lorelai County, The Nintendo Emerates, and Almonaster. Greetings were also given to two new visiting dignitaries, Ithania and EastWales. In the immortal words of Jack Tarr " Please leave your sanity at the door."

Members blowing out their Birthday candles since the last report include Parrrrtay, Old Ogastein and kana da.


I heard it while standing around the Water Cooler

Jack_Tarr:
When you wake up, look out your window and your driveway is missing.
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Durass:
WAR!! Where! Why didn't anyone tell me!!!


Huh, pillows? PILLOWS!?!?!?!


Freaking amateurs, I'm going back to bed.
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Omnivorous:
Beaver-Country-Canada:
So, I am officially a MacDonald as of yesterday!  Very happy about that.  Now, its time to find something yummy to eat, since my stomach is attacking my backbone...
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Join in Kids!

"Joel MacDonald had a farm ee-i-ee-i-o,
And on that farm he had a cow ee-i-ee-i-o..."
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Jack_Tarr:
I drove 156 miles round trip today to show someone that for the lights to be on in their machine, the power switch must be in the ON position. This person refused phone support because things were just too complicated. Would anyone care to guess as to this person's natural hair color? 
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The newest members to be welcomed into Canada are Giltia Zero, Nazi Acadia, Dalimbar and the Dictatorship of s to the d
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Can never be too sure where that Dalimbar guy may pop up next... He's sneaky, that one.
 
Hello North Pacific!

I will be your new ambassador from Canada so I'd just like to introduce myself. I come from the small nation of Mount Sisyphus. In RL I live in Melbourne, Australia. Canada is a great region to be part of but king_girl tells me that life is wonderful here as well so I'm looking forward to getting to know you. Feel free to drop in here at the Embassy anytime if you have a question, or if you just want some doughnuts and beer!

Yours,

baby_ifritah
 
Report from Canada

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April 9, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (278,178 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 277 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (100 endorsements)


UN Votes Cast Since Last Report
UN Bio Agent Convention – FOR
Sexual Freedom - PENDING

What’s New

Elections

The 16th Cabinet of Canada has been voted in. We expect, as always, an enjoyable and successful term in Canada. The Cabinet is as follows:

Carbanousa – Prime Minister
Almonaster – Minister of Regional Affairs
Redundancies – Minister of Justice
Parrrrtay – Minister of Defence
Diemetricus – Minister of Foreign Affairs
Ess – Minister of Doughnuts and Beer

Most of the Deputy Ministers have been chosen and have passed their respective votes of confidence. They include:

Hamsters – Deputy Minister of Regional Affairs
Jack Tarr – Deputy Minister of Defence
Old Ogastein – Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
Blackshear – Deputy Minister of Doughnuts and Beer

Forum News

The Real Life Politics and Current Events thread is booming with excitement. Over 15 issues are currently being discussed. The topics range from Iraq, Iran and the massive pet food recall to the possibility of UFO’s.

Currently, a vote is being held in the House of Commons to determine whether or not the nations of Canada wish to move to a new regional forum.

Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)
1.  The Almost Almighty        45 
2.  Red Riders                      44.5   
3.  Blackshear MudSnakes    41 
4.  Ess' Boys                        39.5 
5.  OO Red Wolves                32 
6.  Diemetricus Swingers      29   
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Hockey Pool Standings (Yahoo)
1.  Diemetricus Demons  5799.30
2.  The Red Riders          5365.80 
3.  The 420 Tokers          4949.50
4.  Wolfsport Auroras      4535.10
5.  OO Attack                4248.10
6.  Durass Dreadnaughts 4173.60
7.  Green-ville Lions        3959.90
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Other

Canada welcomed several new members. Sublime Transcendence, Scandinavian Duchies, Crazy Democrazy, janedoe304, Cirrhosis, baby_ifritah, Norsican, and Higsantium all joined the insanity.

Farandol and Almonaster blew out the candles on their birthday cakes.

Only at the Water Cooler

Daemon:
By the way, I thought that the topic was called "John McCain Strolls through Netherlands" and I thought "good for him!".
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Hamsters:
Jack_Tarr:
Does anyone else think that if JD and Al ever meet up in person, it will be the end of the universe as we know it?
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Do you know that when I first read that post, I thought it said 'When Al and JD meet up in prison?'
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Old Ogastein in the Last One to Post wins thread:
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Ess’ Response:
Nice try.
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Rock-Onia:
I can make a megaphone by using only twine, a squirrel, and a megaphone. 
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I have recently been elected the Minister of Foreign Affairs in Canada. I am just stopping by to introduce myself to The North Pacific. I hope to continue on with the strong tradition of friendship our two regions presently enjoys.

Please feel free to visit Canada anytime, you are always welcome!

Diemetricus
 
Thanks Emperor Matthuis, with the prospect of moving to a new forum, we are trying to make sure all our embassies are still active regions. It would be appreciated!
 
Report from Canada

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May 1, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (281,729 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 268 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (97 endorsements)


UN Votes Cast Since Last Report
Sexual Freedom – FOR
Mutual Recognition of Borders – ABSTAIN
Cultural Heritage at War - FOR

What’s New

Elections

It’s now official! Deputies for the current term include:

Hamsters – Deputy Minister of Regional Affairs
Jack Tarr – Deputy Minister of Defence
Old Ogastein – Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
Blackshear – Deputy Minister of Doughnuts and Beer

Forum News


The Map of Canada has been updated by our newly appointed cartographer Old Ogastein!
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Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)
1.  The Almost Almighty        43 
2.  Ess' Boys                          42
3.  Diemetricus Swingers      42 
4.  Red Riders                        41
5.  Blackshear MudSnakes    33.5
6.  OO Red Wolves            29.5   
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Diplomatic News

Regretfully, Canada closed it's embassies with the Proletariat Coalition, Europa and Nasicournia due to lack of activity. We are excited, however, with the opening of an embassy in Taijitu and the revitalization of the 10000 Islands embassy!

Other

Canada welcomed several new members Norsican, claushouse, New Klymaxia, Blood Hawk, KarateChop, PoD Gunner, Eridani, Ritzistan, Cheesyweesy, Belsca, The Aero, nordpicardly, Narconisis. All recently joined the insanity.

Hamsters , Boreal Tundra, Beaver-Country-Canada and Higsantium blew out the candles on their birthday cakes.

Only at the Water Cooler


j delight:
Fermented bean curd fried oysters - it's like snot dipped in mold and fried until rock hard
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in I Want a Pic.

Redundancies:
You're full of somethin' but it isn't "winningness"...
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in Last One to Post Here Wins
 
Report from Canada

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May 22, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (281,729 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 253 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (85 endorsements)


UN Votes Cast Since Last Report

Ban Whaling - AGAINST
Forest Management - FOR
Establishment of ICPIN - PENDING


What’s New


Elections
The New Deputy Minister of Justice is Omnivorous. Congratulations!

Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)
1. Diemetricus Swingers      48.5 
2. The Almost Almighty        47
3. Ess’ Boys                        42 
4. Red Riders                      39.5
5. Blackshear MudSnakes    32
6. OO Red Wolves                22.5   
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Other

Canada's Cabinet voted to decline an embassy exchange request from the United Kingdom at this time.

Canada welcomed several new members. Glerica, Gaius Maximus Caesar, Discordonia and Solnath all recently joined the insanity.

Rock-Onia blew out the candles on his birthday cake.

Only at the Water Cooler

J Delight:
What if my gonkulator done broke? *pouts vociferously*
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And the reply:
Jack Tarr:
Would you like me to service your gonkulator at no charge to you?
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Ess:
Omnivorous:
When you're trying to eat a baguette, but instead eat a mouthful of baguette and dandelion seed, think again ;)
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~ My mouth obviously isn't as big as yours.

~ I don't eat in dandelion seed areas.

~ Isn't it too early for dandelion seeds?

~ Aren't you just a sissy-boy, anyways?!

:mellow:
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Omnivorous:
Favourite Things: Opening a box of Kipling's, devouring the contents and then turning the box around in the cupboard so it looks like it's unopened :P
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Almonaster:
PP: Misleading topic titles. I mean, like - this thread is called "pet peeves", and nobody's even mentioned a pet yet.
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Special Update from Canada

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June 3, 2007

Canada is pleased to announce that we have moved to a new forum. We would like to invite one and all to visit us here.
 
Report from Canada

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June 21, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (6,003 posts) - Wiki

Population: 237 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (71 endorsements)

What’s New

The New Forum!

We have a new forum! (Link is at the top of the page.) The new forum has been moving along very quickly, already boasting 54 members and over 6,000 posts! Come register and join in the fun! The old forum will be kept as a read only record and can be found here.

Forum News

The Pubs of Parkplace is now open in The Village. Feel free to drop on by, order your favourite refreshment and join in the conversation!

Election time is nearing in Canada. This will be for the summer term. Polls are scheduled to open the last Thursday in June and will remain open until the following Sunday. Good luck to all those who decide to throw their hat in the ring!

Birthdays were celebrated by Diemetricus and Manitoulin.

In Foreign Affairs news, Cabinet respectfully declined to exchange embassies with Hampshire, but were pleased to resume our diplomatic relations with The West Pacific. Canada is also currently in the process of requesting a formal reopening of our embassies with Australia.

Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)

1. Diemetricus Swingers 49
2. Ess' Boys 46
3. The Almost Almighty 45
4. Blackshear MudSnakes 37.5
5. Red Riders 36
6. OO Red Wolves 17.5



Only at the Water Cooler.
j delight@ How was your day?:
It started like many days... precisely midnight.

Know what?

Ended pretty much the same.
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Ess@Paris out of jail already...:
heir-headed
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Almonaster:
I'm thinking - laundry: how hard is that? You give the dirty clothes to the woman and they come back clean.
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Youngtung:
Hey, you should use this quote in the next report to England, I'd really like to see myself talking to myself.  Hi Youngtung!
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Jack Tarr@The Village Shop:
*Walks in, takes a quick look around and goes up to the counter.*

So, tell me, do you have any Babe Magnets? Preferably one with a guarantee?  :yes:
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Report from Canada

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July 9, 2007
Prepared by: Diemetricus

Forum (9,916 posts) - Wiki

Population: 251 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (78 endorsements)

What’s New

Elections Completed!

The citizens of Canada have spoken and a new Cabinet has been elected. Each Minister then selected their choice as Deputy Minister (names in brackets) The result were as follows:



Prime Minister: ......................... Carbanousa ....... (Redundancies)
Minister of Regional Affairs:......... Blackshear ........(Omnivorous)
Minister of Defense:................... Almonaster.........(Ess)
Minister of Justice:...................... Parrrrtay............(Kyleslavia)
Minister of Foreign Affairs:........... Old Ogastein...... (Diemetricus)
Minister of Doughnuts and Beer:....Rock-Onia......... (Youngtung)


Canada's newest nations included Slavosk, CokeZeroDrinkers and A Chemical Romance. We also welcomed Hallsta, a new Visiting Dignitary from the Liberty Alliance. Welcome to Canada!

The Arcade is as busy as ever!

We Broke the 10,000 post record in..... 44 days!

Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)

1. Diemetricus Swingers 47
2. Ess' Boys 46.5
3. The Almost Almighty 43.5
4. Red Riders 39
5. Blackshear MudSnakes 38
6. OO Red Wolves 17

Only at the Water Cooler.
Forum News

Birthdays were celebrated by Glerica and Youngtung!
Jack_Tarr:
ParrrrTay:
I confess that right at this moment I don't have anything worth confessing about.
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I confess that I immediately thought of numerous ways to fix that for you.
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j delight:
I guess in a thread called Woman Assaulted with Timbits, weird is on a whole different level.
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Blackshear:
I'm willing to admit my 4-year-old daughter is probably tougher than I am.  :P
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Just letting you kids know, I've been appointed Canadian ambassador to the North Pacific. Feel free to drop off gifts.
 
Mr Blackshear, as our ambassador from Canada, I want to welcome you to TNP. Although this region may seem a little
unfamiliar at first, I am sure that in time you will come to feel at home here.
 
Report from Canada

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Aug 7, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (15,857 posts) - Wiki

Population: 227 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (74 endorsements)

What’s New

The He Man Woman Hater Club is now open again in The Village. No Doubt that they will challenge the likes of GARPA.

Check Out The Jukebox Featuring some of our nations' favorite tunes. Get Jiggy With it!

Canada has posted Over 15,000 Posts! Get In on the action by posting in Canada's Most Active Forum, Standing Around the Water Cooler

We Have exchanged Embassies with New Liberalia

Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)

1. Diemetricus Swingers 48
2. Ess' Boys 46.5
3. The Almost Almighty 43.5
4. Red Riders 37
4. Blackshear MudSnakes 37
6. OO Red Wolves 19

Only at the Water Cooler.

Redundancies:
Mmm, nail cheese
I'm eating COOKIES!
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What's With The Nail Cheese? Visit Standing Around the Water Cooler To Find Out!

J Delight:
He's just not been the same since he flunked out of clown school. Shame really. It was the make-up exam that did him in.
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Almonaster:
On my wight, you see the dwead hand of wizardwy. Doesn't it inspire such a delicious feeling of tewwor?
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Hello all.

I am the new Canadian ambassador to your region.

Now, as some of you may already know, Canada has recently gone through a slight Cabinet problem. And by slight, I mean "I was the only actual elected minister because Ess resigned and left, and had to run the region for a while, because our Prime Minister was inactive." :duh:

Anyway, we've kind of gotten everything sorted out. We have a new Cabinet, consisting of:

Carbanousa-Prime Minister
Almonaster-Minister of Regional Affairs
Youngtung-Minister of Defence
Lady Sammi-Minister of Justice
Old Ogastein-Minister of Foreign Affairs
Rock-Onia-Minister of Doughnuts and Beer (w00t!!)

Deputies are yet to be VoC'd in. Once they are, I'll let you know.

Also, I won't be giving fancy region reports for the time being, just updates on our situation in the government. So, when I know something, you'll all know as well. :jack:

All I have to report for the moment,

Rock-O
 
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