Daniel. Really.
Explain to me, please, how asparagus does not have to do with foreplay? Next, I suppose you'll say, mice don't either.
Just kidding. I actually made myself gag there.
I'm probably going to get a warning for this, if anyone reports it. Good. My first ever.
Anyway, I digress.
Pinto.
Late Edit: too many italics. It wasn't my fault. It was the computer's. Really.