In My Pants...

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Nov 27, 2005

• #1

It's fairly simple! Make a sentence that will be extra hilarious when the reader adds on the phrase ...in my pants. It's IMPLIED, do not post "In my pants" it makes it less funny.

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #2

Three thousand pounds of Detroit steel...

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #3

Wow! A new forum...

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #4

Is that your hand...

 

B

Buuyo

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #5

Crikey! theres a croc...

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #6

When I call people to come to my house, they come...

 

S

Sirixis

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #7

I'm a conscientious sort. I always come early...

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #8

There's a smelly kitten...

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #9

I feel a little drunk...

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #10

I just found forty pounds.

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #11

I think you dropped something...

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #12

Is that your eel...

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #13

Don't worry, its just mayonnaise...

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #14

lovely little cherry...

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #15

Dei, don't drop your Sake...

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #16

Excuse me, I just felt my phone vibrate...

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #17

Is that Micheal Jackson...

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #18

I am exploding this bomb in the name of mighty Allah...

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #19

Yeah, I can play mp3's...

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #20

Massive lead shielding...

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #21

He was looking for adventure, but all he found was fear...

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #22

It's got a huge rear.

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #23

I can't stuff all the tartar sauce...

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #24

"YOu've won tonights grand prize, a romantic trip for two..."

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #25

Bambi's mom is dead.

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #26

Your mom is

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #27

My mom is...?

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #28

Is it just me, or is it hot...

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #29

Is that an orange?

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #30

All was going well until I happened upon the clown...

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #31

Good sir, is that your wife?

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #32

YMNK that I love trout assaults

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #33

YMNK this but I love fish.

 

N

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #34

She was slightly but off by it being cold and slimey, but I just said it would be the frog spawn...

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #35

She seemed to enjoy cooking dinner...

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #36

There is this giant cockerel

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #37

It seems the tiger was hiding out.

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #38

it is shiny and glistening

 

G

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #39

I decided to hide the bowling ball.

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #40

there is all kinds of love going on