In My Pants...

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Nov 27, 2005

• #1

It's fairly simple! Make a sentence that will be extra hilarious when the reader adds on the phrase ...in my pants. It's IMPLIED, do not post "In my pants" it makes it less funny.

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #2

Three thousand pounds of Detroit steel...

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #3

Wow! A new forum...

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #4

Is that your hand...

 

Buuyo

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #5

Crikey! theres a croc...

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 28, 2005

• #6

When I call people to come to my house, they come...

 

Sirixis

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #7

I'm a conscientious sort. I always come early...

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #8

There's a smelly kitten...

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #9

I feel a little drunk...

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #10

I just found forty pounds.

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #11

I think you dropped something...

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #12

Is that your eel...

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #13

Don't worry, its just mayonnaise...

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #14

lovely little cherry...

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #15

Dei, don't drop your Sake...

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #16

Excuse me, I just felt my phone vibrate...

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #17

Is that Micheal Jackson...

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #18

I am exploding this bomb in the name of mighty Allah...

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #19

Yeah, I can play mp3's...

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #20

Massive lead shielding...

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #21

He was looking for adventure, but all he found was fear...

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #22

It's got a huge rear.

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #23

I can't stuff all the tartar sauce...

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #24

"YOu've won tonights grand prize, a romantic trip for two..."

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #25

Bambi's mom is dead.

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #26

Your mom is

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #27

My mom is...?

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #28

Is it just me, or is it hot...

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #29

Is that an orange?

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #30

All was going well until I happened upon the clown...

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #31

Good sir, is that your wife?

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #32

YMNK that I love trout assaults

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #33

YMNK this but I love fish.

 

Namyeknom

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #34

She was slightly but off by it being cold and slimey, but I just said it would be the frog spawn...

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #35

She seemed to enjoy cooking dinner...

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #36

There is this giant cockerel

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #37

It seems the tiger was hiding out.

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #38

it is shiny and glistening

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #39

I decided to hide the bowling ball.

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Nov 29, 2005

• #40

there is all kinds of love going on