In My Pants...

[Democratic Donkeys]

It's fairly simple! Make a sentence that will be extra hilarious when the reader adds on the phrase ...in my pants. It's IMPLIED, do not post "In my pants" it makes it less funny.

 

[Kumiko]

Three thousand pounds of Detroit steel...

 

[Namyeknom]

Wow! A new forum...

 

[Kumiko]

Is that your hand...

 

[Buuyo]

Crikey! theres a croc...

 

[Kumiko]

When I call people to come to my house, they come...

 

[Sirixis]

I'm a conscientious sort. I always come early...

 

[Kumiko]

There's a smelly kitten...

 

[Namyeknom]

I feel a little drunk...

 

[GoalVA]

I just found forty pounds.

 

[Namyeknom]

I think you dropped something...

 

[GoalVA]

Is that your eel...

 

[Namyeknom]

Don't worry, its just mayonnaise...

 

[Kumiko]

lovely little cherry...

 

[GoalVA]

Dei, don't drop your Sake...

 

[Namyeknom]

Excuse me, I just felt my phone vibrate...

 

[GoalVA]

Is that Micheal Jackson...

 

[Kumiko]

I am exploding this bomb in the name of mighty Allah...

 

[Namyeknom]

Yeah, I can play mp3's...

 

[Kumiko]

Massive lead shielding...

 

[Namyeknom]

He was looking for adventure, but all he found was fear...

 

[GoalVA]

It's got a huge rear.

 

[Kumiko]

I can't stuff all the tartar sauce...

 

[Namyeknom]

"YOu've won tonights grand prize, a romantic trip for two..."

 

[GoalVA]

Bambi's mom is dead.

 

[Kumiko]

Your mom is

 

[GoalVA]

My mom is...?

 

[Namyeknom]

Is it just me, or is it hot...

 

[GoalVA]

Is that an orange?

 

[Namyeknom]

All was going well until I happened upon the clown...

 

[GoalVA]

Good sir, is that your wife?

 

[Kumiko]

YMNK that I love trout assaults

 

[GoalVA]

YMNK this but I love fish.

 

[Namyeknom]

She was slightly but off by it being cold and slimey, but I just said it would be the frog spawn...

 

[GoalVA]

She seemed to enjoy cooking dinner...

 

[Kumiko]

There is this giant cockerel

 

[GoalVA]

It seems the tiger was hiding out.

 

[Kumiko]

it is shiny and glistening

 

[GoalVA]

I decided to hide the bowling ball.

 

[Kumiko]

there is all kinds of love going on