Ask Opa!

[Democratic Donkeys]

Maybe he'll answer???

 

[Kumiko]

Dear OPA,

Why are you so lame?

Signed,
your mom.

 

[Namyeknom]

(Just annoy some people...)

Dear OPA,

What, in you expert opinion, is the best web comic available, both in terms of content and artistry?

Nam

 

[Dalimbar]

Dearest OPA,

Who am I?

Signed,
Anonymous.

 

[Heft]

Dear OPA,

Why am I just so darn great and awesome?

- Heft

 

[Sirixis]

Dear OPA,

Where the heck are you?

I.M Thelaw, Parole Officer

 

[Kumiko]

Dear OPA,

In my pants.

Yrs.
Kumi

 

[GoalVA]

Dear OpA,

When one is hailing Franco, you one be stood at attention?

Yrs,
GoalVA.

 

[Kumiko]

Dear OPA.

Can I hail to your chief?

yrs.
Kumi

 

[GoalVA]

Dear OpA,

Pink Fedora or Black and White checks?

rgds,
GoalVA

 

[Kumiko]

Dear OPA,

Feather boas or just the thong?

Yrs.
Yr gay lover

 

[GoalVA]

Dear Opa,

WWW or Deikura?

rgds,
Goal.

 

[Kumiko]

Dear OPA,

Wake up.

yrs
Kumi

 

[GoalVA]

Dear OpA

We miss you,

 

[Kumiko]

Dear OPA,

Bring condoms, because I haven't had you tested yet.

yrs
Kumi

 

[GoalVA]

Dear OpA,

Hail Franco!!

 

[Kumiko]

Dear OPA,

Do you have a bit of wood there?

yrs
Kumi

 

[Sirixis]

Dear OPA,

Where did your mother and I go wrong?

 

[GoalVA]

Dear OpA,

Why don't you return my calls?

 

[Kumiko]

Dar OPA,

I farted on this letter.

yrs
Kumi

 

[GoalVA]

Dear OpA,

Where are you?

 

[Kumiko]

Dear OPA,

Orgy, my place, You, me, Goal, IG, Name, and my slaves.

 

[GoalVA]

Dear OpA,

Bring a gun.

 

[Namyeknom]

Dear OPA,

How long will it take you to clear this back log? Will you have time to return calls and participate in orgies?

Most disinterestedly,

Nam

 

[OPArsenal]

(Just annoy some people...)

Dear OPA,

What, in you expert opinion, is the best web comic available, both in terms of content and artistry?

Nam

This one.

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear OPA,

How long will it take you to clear this back log? Will you have time to return calls and participate in orgies?

Most disinterestedly,

Nam

I plan on selectively answering. No to the calls, yes to the orgies.

-Me

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear OPA,

Orgy, my place, You, me, Goal, IG, Name, and my slaves.

Dear Venus,

I'm down for it. Plus, I live like an hour away!

:howudoin:

-Giddy with Anticipation

 

[Fedele]

Dear OPA,

If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

 

[OPArsenal]

I would be a footballer.

Or a shark.

 

[GoalVA]

Dear OpA,

As a footballer, would you go 'Dogging'?

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear Brit,

I am afraid to answer this question, as I have no idea what it means. It could be "shag a donkey" for all I know.

-Clarify next time!

 

[GoalVA]

Bah, you Yanks need to get some English tabloids :p

Dear OpA,

Are you an Anglophile or just too weak to play US football?

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear Probing Questions,

Both. Though I DO think that football (real) is more demanding a sport than football (USA).

 

[GoalVA]

Good answer

Dear OpA,

Why don't you play Rugby?

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear Violence Incarnate,

Are you fucking kidding me????

-Pacifist

 

[GoalVA]

Dear Opa,

When are you moving to the Uk?

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear Anticipation,

When I get unpoor.

Off to class!

 

[Honeysheep]

opa
if you move to the uk, will you come live under my bed??

 

[WishyWashyWonder]

Dear OPA,

If you move to the UK will you be warning them in advance?

-Curious George.

 

[OPArsenal]

opa
if you move to the uk, will you come live under my bed??

Dear Can't Wait

It would be my pleasure. I would love to grace you with my presence. How about IN your bed?

-Mr. Luvv