Around The World In Random Transports!

[Democratic Donkeys]

I will be going to the Outback via Kangaroo!

 

[Kumiko]

To Japan on the back of a sperm whale!

::snicker:: sperm ... whale..

 

[Sirixis]

Ottawa via back of out-of-work MP.

 

[Kumiko]

Auburn by ANY MEANS ABLE!

 

[GoalVA]

Quebec by Choir-boy powered steamboat.

 

[Kumiko]

Spamtropolis in a fish.

 

[Haor Chall]

From Russia (to England) with love.

 

[Namyeknom]

To Greenland, on the back of a giant squid.

 

[Kumiko]

Next door, via rocket queef.

 

[GoalVA]

To America by Penguin!

 

[Kumiko]

To Briton by Rocket!

 

[Sirixis]

Denmark via student driver.

 

[Kumiko]

Cloud 9 via secks.

 

[GoalVA]

India by Caveman armpit.

 

[Kumiko]

Goal's house by fappamobile

 

[GoalVA]

The Alps by jump-jet.

 

[Kumiko]

Your mom by C-131

 

[GoalVA]

Your arse by C-5

 

[Namyeknom]

The moon, by true grit and determination...

 

[Fedele]

A second banning by Twoslit via disagreement

 

[OPArsenal]

Politics, via discourse.

 

[Sirixis]

Everest via Sherpa-drawn sled.

 

[Fedele]

Personal rejection via controversial statements

 

[Kumiko]

To heaven via ^'s tube steak.

 

[Namyeknom]

Crustiness, via apathy...

 

[Kumiko]

Cronehood by way of ribald youth.

 

[Sirixis]

Home run via first, second and third base.

 

[OPArsenal]

Questionable content, via Rockstar Games.

 

[Sirixis]

Winter Olympic team via Jamaica.

 

[Namyeknom]

To bed, via self indulgence, with a detour to the police lock up...

 

[Sirixis]

The cold, hard ground via slippery ice.

 

[IndieGirl]

Much rejoicing via Robin's minstrels.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Reality via the cold, hard truth.

 

[Sirixis]

Oz via tornado.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

The top of a eucalyptus tree via koala.

 

[Sirixis]

The Bahamas via dolphin-back.

 

[OPArsenal]

Paradise, via morality.

 

[Fedele]

The Brink of Insanity via brick wall

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Nirvana via Nirvana

 

[Fedele]

:wacko: via