Flatter The Person Above You...
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Blackshear
TNPer
^ can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
^^ YMNK (yeah, I know, wrong thread) that a giant bronze statue of Wayne Gretzky stands not 20 minutes from my home, just off (surprisingly) Wayne Gretzky Drive.
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
^^ YMNK (yeah, I know, wrong thread) that a giant bronze statue of Wayne Gretzky stands not 20 minutes from my home, just off (surprisingly) Wayne Gretzky Drive.
^^ is awesome enough to be in on the Wayne Gretsky story. I had a creepy text yesterday from one of my more (read: most) persistent internet stalkers saying "Happy Valentines Day from your Favorite Canadian <3 <3 <3" and I couldn't think of anything to say in response that wouldn't be misconstrued, so finally I just said, "Wayne Gretsky?!?! How did you get my number?!"
Coincidentally, I would have said Blackshear, but he wouldn't have gotten the reference.
^ QUICK LIKE A FREAK.
Coincidentally, I would have said Blackshear, but he wouldn't have gotten the reference.
^ QUICK LIKE A FREAK.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ has eyes that shine like a pair of stolen polished dimes.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ so smooth and dextrous, he can steal an eye without it's owner noticing.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ one of the few men alive who can unselfconsciously pull off a pompadour.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ three-time all-state spelunker.
