Tangents!

Life is but a walking shadow; A poor player
that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing.
 
I fear travel back in time would be ever possible, because I don't want anyone changing the past so I get less awesome than I currently am. Or at least I don't them to affect this timeline. Which is probably the worst because I have a beard.
 
Of course it does

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She's evil, she came from the darkest timeline. I guess you wouldn't understand without watching the series xD
 
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
 
Quadruple post!

Today I bought a sandwich and a coffee for a man who said he was hungry. This was after he shared John 14:1 with me.
14 “Do not let your hearts be troubled. You believe in God[a]; believe also in me. 2 My Father’s house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you? 3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am. 4 You know the way to the place where I am going.”
5 Thomas said to him, “Lord, we don’t know where you are going, so how can we know the way?” 6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. 7 If you really know me, you will know my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him.”
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I am getting rather frustrated with people. I feel that it is rare to find someone who actually sticks to their word these days, or who will maintain your confidence without feeling the need to gossip.
 
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