"STICKWICK STAPERS BY FAHRLES WICKENS WITH FOUR M'S AND A SILENT Q!" I mean, what? Yeah, I loike a noice well-rounded bloke, 'course i do.
v probably doesn't have "The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and Her Intrepid Spaniel, Stig, Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles, Volume Eight" in their home library.