I am not pregnant right now. Unlike pretty much every other girl from my high school graduating class, who can't think of better things to post on Facebook about.
I am not going to stick my tongue out at Sybsyb and tell him that his battactrian camel picture is turning out hhhhhhhamazing and I want to save it for a special unveiling.
I am thinking it might be due to your Canadianness. To balance out the awesomeness of Canada you occassionally need to get terrible Canadian pop songs stuck in your head