I Am Not...!

I am not excited about the fourth consecutive day of mandatory overtime at work during what is traditionally the slow period.
 
I am not happy if a North Pacifican is not happy! Can I send you chicken soup via Amazon.com or something? An electric blanket? Someone to castrate your upstairs neighbor? I know a guy who knows a guy...
 
I am not going to finish this drawing tonight. So I have stopped. I might draw something simpler a little later, like at 2 am when I'm still too wide awake and everyone else is in bed.
 
I am not going to be at my keyboard for a few minutes. I'm gonna go make some Celestial Seasonings™ Sleepytime tea, in the off chance it increases my odds of falling asleep tonight.
 
I am not sure why my stomach hurts. Though it might have something to do with the questionable clam chowder I had for lunch. #goddammitialwaysdothiswithseafood
 
I am not a rumour monger. I was just saying the same thing the other day to Justin Beiber down at the gays only opium den we both frequent.
 
I am not sure if my daughter would ever put her hood down if not required to do so. A combination of hair care avoidance and skater cool are responsible.
 
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