I Just...

I just spent the weekend at my family seat and feeling much better... than a tonne of messages from random beautiful women :(
 
I just party til I'm naked then I throw up on your floor. Your daughter was a virgin but she isn't any more! When I play Monopoly I cheat! I'm the Asshole that you meeet! On the corner of your streeeet! EACH! DAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(If you recognise this you may take a biscuit for being awesome.)
 
I just ate you, thereby eating everything and the person who ate that everything. I also managed to blow my own mind.
 
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