I Just...

I just got shot by the FBI! (All I wanted was a chicken wing, from McDonald's or Burger King, I believe I can flyyy) Oh man the childhood memories.
 
I just switched policies from attempting to equal or lower the length of the change one letter of the word thread to attempting to equal or raise the length of the word.
 
I just got the sudden urge to say XDAKV$J hr:OWFHUCNRUQNUBRTUCQ &&(CQTcr79 B12;P9;.B =CR59XDAKV$J hr:OWFHUCNRUQNUBRTUCQ &&(CQTcr79 B12;P9;.B =CR59XDAKV$J hr:OWFHUCNRUQNUBRTUCQ &&(CQTcr79 B12;P9;.B =CR59.

Again.

Because I have no soul.
 
I just beat a hooker who owed me money, using a gas-powered tire iron, while astride a unicycle, wearing a psychadelic/rainbow-colored unitard, juggling five flaming chainsaws, and singing a rough Russian translation of Nessun Dorma.
 
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