Things You've Always Wondered...

Environment Canada announced that the next three months will be the coldest spring these parts have ever seen. I wonder why they would tell me that. For the love of God, lie to me.
 
Yeah, when BS said he wondered what that guy was thinking, my first thought was "How could I make myself EVEN MORE AWESOME?"

I wonder why I haven't gotten a tattoo yet. I've been craving one lately. Dunno why.
 
I wonder whether i'll ever get the tattoos i plan on getting. they're turning out pricier and far more time consuming than i originally imagined
 
I wonder if that's somehow related to the phenomenon where you are told something will be five more minutes and it turns out to be 30.
 
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