I Am...

I am pondering what to make for dinner tonight. I have chicken....any suggestions?
 
I am going to share a joke.


Heisenberg is driving along the street, when he sees red and blue flashing lights behind him. He pulls over, and the traffic cop gets out of the car and walks next to his window. Heisenberg says "Can I help you, officer?" The policeman replies "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am!"
 
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