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Wait. It isn't normal to have melty boobs?

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^ presumably knows what a "nut roll" is. ???

I am a heathen.

Congratulations. Please don't kick me, alright? Cool.

I don't really think nuditys my thing. How are yo udoing, GCA? (And I think that OPArsenal might have been more enthralled by his avatar than by such things as letter order. :P)

Sometimes, among the recruitment trash on the region's messageboard, a little golden nugget will sometimes appear and make you chuckle. My experience with Nationstates has been limited, but I know the basic jist (gist? gyst?) of the invading and defending regions thing. So when I saw this odd...

Hello, I am no longer the noobiest of noobs.

Today's bizarre news is brought to you by the BBC from Colombia: Colombia Clowns Killed on Stage So, uh, the circus must be a front for a mob or drug cartel. Alternatively, serial clown killers may exist in this world. What a strange and wacky (although arguably now slightly less wacky)...

^ has two legs and LOTS of tail OHHHHHH!

^ banned for being above the poverty line

^ phishes

^ Mountain Dew

I really want a beer right now. I have beer in the fridge. But it's 3pm on a Wednesday afternoon. What a conundrum.

^ banned for being too observant (I've never noticed that until now.)

Does that mean you're a prude? Why do you hate boobs?

I never pass up the opportunity for a free sample at Costco or Sam's club. It's not a good habit either. For example, I hate smoked salmon, but if they have a sample display out, by god, I will go and take a piece and eat it and hate myself.

orange-red

I am not going to play Starfox again. ...

I feel unclean. It's 2:50pm, and I haven't brushed my teeth yet.

^ uncertain of the true nature of things. In response, The above shamelessly hotlinked. Wish me luck!

I am happy for Democratic Donkeys. What's the occasion?

I have 1 Missed Call.

I think that explosions are an allaround bad idea.

Kuala Lumpur? (randomly searched for the largest city in Malaysia)

Tru' dat. When one's really desperate, a 5 minute power nap will also work wonders. Plus, i'll have you know that I totally envy you for having a Wii. No one has any in stock. The local Gamestop tells me that they have people stalking their UPS delivery truck everyday. It's really all a bit...

Hello to everyone else! Also, Mother: called Disaster: averted

^ was that fish

I have five chairs in my dorm room. My roommate has another four. I think this is rather dumb.

^ banned for creepy eyes