Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you got ..uhh.ehh.uhhh..ummm.erm

I wish to find gold in my backyard

 

[Miran(Ace)]

Granted, but they supports communism

I wish I could jump over rainbows

Late but......

bro, i am a communist XD

/skipme

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you get nothing


I wish to get gold in my backyard

 

[Mystris]

Granted, but the gold suddenly disappears..

I wish it was autumn forever

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, autumns are now having extreme temperatures

I wish the temperatures to drop soon

 

[Mystris]

Granted, but now it’s extremely cold outside

I wish I could find an @Aerilia legendary card..

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you found an S2 Aerilia card

I wish that I had atleast 1000 legendaries

 

[Simone]

Granted, you found an S2 Aerilia card

I wish that I had atleast 1000 legendaries

Granted, but 192 of those cards are S4 legendaries featuring my hideous looking fat bear face.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/card=3241375

I wish for peas on Earth and all that

 

[Fish]

Granted, you house is made of peas

I wish to say hi to the minister of integration

 

[Simone]

An actual orange (the fruit) said hi instead.

I wish TNP will be GREAT AGAIN

 

[Mystris]

Granted, but only for a nanosecond..

I wish that I place Top 10 in TNPV 63!

 

[Fish]

Granted but you get tied with me

I wish for it to be May 28 2026

 

[Simone]

Granted but you get tied with me

I wish for it to be May 28 2026

Granted. But I used the Buddhist calendar so this year is the 2568 and you've been sent back to the year 2026 in the Buddhist calendar.

I want fish for dinner.

 

[Fish]

Granted but you must run for Justice

I wish for money

 

[Mystris]

Granted, but first you must give me your card

I wish I was from the future

 

[Emptiness]

Granted, you no longer exist.

I wish I had a vending machine

 

[sophia]

granted, all buttons are jammed & don't budge

i wish for early access to wicked: for good the movie

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you ended up sleeping for a year and got the access

I wish Simone was a bear

 

[Fish]

Granted but he hunts you

I wish to ping orange

 

[Emptiness]

Granted, you got a tangerine

I wish to be a GA again

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you become Good Ant again

I wish for snow

 

[Fish]

Granted but it’s red snow

I wish to get pinged on theRMB

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you get pinged on Fish Storage's RMB

I wish for white snow

 

[Emptiness]

Granted, wait it's not white snow IT'S ASBESTOS-

I wish for uranium

 

[Sunny Nar]

Granted, but it's Uranium-238

I wish for a death note

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, but L caught you within three hours

I wish Rem was real

 

[Fish]

Granted but it a word

I wish to get pinged on The North Pacific RMB

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, "I" will get pinged on The North Pacific RMB

I wish to get mentioned on the RMB as well

 

[Fish]

Granted. check the RMB

I wish for the nation of ForFishing to get pinged on The North Pacific RMB

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted "nation of ForFishing" got pinged on The North Pacific RMB

I wish for "Ayuzhhhhh" to get pinged on The North Pacific RMB

 

[Simone]

Granted, and I just said nothing of importance

I wish for more satellites to be sent to explore the universe

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, but the satellites are faulty

I wish we could find Atlantis

 

[Sunny Nar]

Granted, but the people of Atlantis kill those explorers

I wish for a pot

 

[Simone]

Granted, here's a hot pot for melting steel

I wish (very specifically) for Schweinshaxe with red cabbage, potatoes and sauerkraut

 

[Senior Silly]

Granted, its poisoned.

i wish for access to all of the worlds books.

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you found library and internet

I wish to write a best-selling novel

 

[Fish]

Granted. The book is called “best-selling” and it sold badly

I wish to ping people

 

[Simone]

Granted, you pinged several people and then all of them had notifications switched off on their phones

I wish for peace in Sudan

 

[Fish]

Granted. it's North Sudan but South Sudan is in a massive clivl war

I wish for a Chan Islands Season 3 card

 

[Senior Silly]

Granted it costed you all of your bank plus seventy real dollars out of your parents bank account.

I wish to never get sick with any virus, bacteria, or parasite known or unknown.