Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ayuzh]

Granted,you can't buy anything for yourself,cause it's Simone

I wish for something

 

[Reagan]

Granted, you got dust.

I wish to ban the production of milk.

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[Simone]

Sure, you've got oat milk instead.

I wish for whirl peas and joy to the whirl and all that

 

[Reagan]

Granted, you instead get green peas.

I wish Charizard could destroy the earth.

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[Of The Tyrannical Frogs]

Granted, Charizard destroys the town in Texas called Earth.

I wish to get a 3d printer

 

[Simone]

Granted, but they didnt ship a charger

I wish to lose weight

 

[Hal Ghatisemagn]

Granted, but your mouth will be closed for eternity instead. You will lose weight eventually

I wish for a high end laboratory equipment

 

[Reagan]

Granted, but you passed away after drinking cyanide.

I wish to possess 1000 kg worth of real gold.

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[Ayuzh]

Granted,you were caught for smuggling

I wish I lived in Antilia

 

[Reagan]

Granted, but on your journey your boat capsized and you were never seen again.

I wish Antartica had a hail storm

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[Ayuzh]

Granted,people mistook it as snow

I wish I needed no money

 

[Simone]

Granted, you also have no money since you don't need any

I wish to find a cure for testicular cancer

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,you got lung cancer after finding out the current

I wish to rob a bank legally

 

[Simone]

Granted, your name is now Rob

I wish to give up drinking (I actually do, it's been hard)

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,you started smoking heavily now

I wish nobody on Earth could swim except me

 

[Simone]

Granted, there's no water though

I wish we can send more rockets to explore outer space

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,the "space" refers to your garden

I wish to go skiing this winters

 

[Simone]

Granted, you're "skiing" in Queenstown, New Zealand, which is currently 21 degrees celsius now since New Zealand is the other way around in seasons

I wish I don't have to work from gig to gig (I have been doing a lot of short pojects and mediation case work, and it's been tiring for the last four years)

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you don't get any "pojects" but get new projects

I wish to go skiing here this December

 

[A T-72]

Granted, but as soon as you arrive, the Second Sino-Indian War begins.

I wish america becomes communist.

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,USSR becomes a strong democracy and Cold War starts

I wish to be the King of England