Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but your mouth will be closed for eternity instead. You will lose weight eventually

I wish for a high end laboratory equipment
 
Granted, but on your journey your boat capsized and you were never seen again.

I wish Antartica had a hail storm

 
Granted, you're "skiing" in Queenstown, New Zealand, which is currently 21 degrees celsius now since New Zealand is the other way around in seasons

I wish I don't have to work from gig to gig (I have been doing a lot of short pojects and mediation case work, and it's been tiring for the last four years)
 
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