Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but you will forget it in exactly 10 days.

I wish for the power to become a girl.
 
Granted, but it destroys 50% of the earth and kills you in the process.

I wish to have a good, warm but not too warm, recently made in a liquid form hot chocolate in a normal mug.
 
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Granted, but you didn't say where so we kidnapped you and sent you to Venus and gave you your hot chocolate there

I wish my card was a legendary
 
Granted, but it's worth 0.01 bank.

I wish to have a good, warm but not too warm, recently made in a liquid form hot chocolate in a normal mug in my current living area.
 
Granted, but you didn't say what you would do with it, so we threw the hot chocolate on you( Just kidding)

I wish I had a Chan Island Legendary
 
Ayuzh:
Granted, but you didn't say what you would do with it, so we threw the hot chocolate on you( Just kidding)

I wish I had a Chan Island Legendary
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Granted but you sell it for 0.01 bank instantly.

I wish to drink a good, warm but not too warm, stirred, recently made in a liquid form hot chocolate in a normal mug in my current living area.
 
Granted, but you always give it to homeless people.

I wish to drink a good, warm but not too warm, stirred, recently made in a liquid form hot chocolate in a normal mug in my current living area that belongs solely to me.
 
Granted and because it's me again, the amount of hot chocolate you get is one millilitre

I wish for taking part in a survival game series
 
Granted, but you're not actually penguin and you freeze to death

I wish I could walk to the mountains 70 kilometres away
 
Granted, but Portugal declares independence in less than a week.

I wish to drink a good, warm but not too warm, 180 millimetres, stirred, recently made in a liquid form hot chocolate in a normal mug in my current living area that belongs solely to me.
 
Ayuzh:
Granted, I dropped the mug by mistake

I wish there were no humans
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Granted, but you never existed.

I wish to drink a good, warm but not too warm, 180 millimetres, stirred, recently made in a liquid form hot chocolate in a normal mug that cannot be dropped, sitting in my current living area that belongs solely to me.
 
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Ruby:
Granted, but you never existed.

I wish to drink a good, warm but not too warm, 180 millimetres, stirred, recently made in a liquid form hot chocolate in a normal mug that cannot be dropped, sitting in my current living area that belongs solely to me.
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Granted. All granted in perfection. I just drank from the mug before you.

I wish to drink a good, warm but not too warm, 180 millimetres, stirred, recently made in a liquid form hot chocolate in a normal mug that cannot be dropped, sitting in my current living area that belongs solely to me, with the qualifier that the mug has been fully sanitized prior to it getting handed to me and tested to ensure the hot chocolate and the mug contain no harmful substances.
 
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Granted, I was just too lazy to read the whole paragraph so you were given something randomly

I wish to win the UCL in my current FM career
 
Granted but you loose every game after that.

I wish for a normal cup of ice tea, nothing bad will happen to it or me, just a normal cup of ice tea.
 
Ayuzh:
Granted, nothing bad happened with you or it- but the table where I kept the mug was unstable

I wish for a pandemic
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Granted, but your the first one to die because of it.

I wish for transgender powers.
 
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