14 November 2025
4:56 pm
On a Friday
Eskilborg, Prydania
ÖSU Headquarters
"Where is he?"
Asta Sæla looked up at Brigadier Marshal Kaleb Stahl. She adjusted her black rimmed glasses, which stood out against her fair skin and blonde hair, and gave the head of Army Intelligence an exasperated look.
"He's in there. And has been for two weeks now."
"Let me in."
Asta raised an eyebrow. The ÖSU wasn't, strictly speaking, a military outfit. Not formally, anyway. The Brigadier's rank didn't mean much here. In this building Max Hveiti was the lord and master of everything, and if he didn't want anyone to come in, well... no one short of the King himself could force the issue.
Still, Asta knew that in this case, it was for the best. She knew Stahl had just come from a meeting with the Prime Minister, and was no doubt here on his orders. She pressed the button to unlock the secured doors.
"Go on in," she said matter of factly. Stahl nodded and entered. Hveiti's office was always dark. And lacked any of the niceties- either modern minimalist elegance or traditional finery- one could expect from the head of a national spy agency. It was the fact that this building, like the ÖSU itself, was built by Max Hveiti post-War. And that meant the ÖSU Chief's office resembles a war room, with a wall of monitors feeding information along one wall.
Kaleb had been here many times. As the head of Army Intelligence, it fell to him to liaison with the ÖSU. Still, he'd never smelt it this rank.
"Good God, Max," he muttered.
Max was, for his part, lying on a couch tucked into a corner behind his desk.
"I should fire Asta for letting you in," Max muttered.
"When was the last time you showered?" Kaleb asked, ignoring that ridiculousness.
"Yesterday. Tuesday."
"Yesterday was Thursday."
"Was it?"
"Já. Is this where you've been? The Prime Minister can't get you on the line, and you're here wallowing in your own filth?"
"That seems rather dismissive. I prefer to think of it as recharging."
"Most people go on vacation for that," Kaleb muttered as he approached Max lying on the couch.
"Or at least they go home."
"Well I'm here. What does it matter?"
Kaleb rolled his eyes.
"If you want to feel sorry for yourself that's one thing. But your pity sessions don't get to grind a government agency to a halt. You may be shocked to find out the ÖSU is bigger than you. Or should be, anyway."
Max rolled his eyes as he pulled himself to sit up and rubbed his eyes as he adjusted his brown framed glasses. He was wearing sweat pants and a Skandan shirt, an odd mix of business and pleasure by Max's admittedly unorthodox fashion sense.
"My brain's been spooling tape for over twenty years, Kaleb. Maybe it was wearing thin for a while now... but the Ten Rings were what got it to skip and come undone. I need... time... to get myself thinking right again."
"Then take a leave of absence."
Max grunted.
"If the only difference between you coming to see me and lecturing me and you being content knowing I was trying to fix myself was me filing the right paperwork, then I've overestimated you. I thought you were someone capable of critical thought."
"Only you," Kaleb replied dismissively, "could consider not being psychic to be a personal failing."
Max just looked down at his feet, seemingly blankly. Before he uttered "what do you want, Kaleb?"
"I want to drag your sorry ass back to work. You're being ridiculous. The Ten Rings..."
"TRICKED! ME!"
Max screamed the words as he stood up, now face to face with Kaleb. The Brigadier could smell him, he hadn't showered in three days, but he thought it best to not say anything.
"An Iraelian ambassador was kidnapped and killed. Because they tricked me. They killed the President of Khastenia because they tricked me! People are dead in Sutherland. And Triple Collandria. And Ultramont. And Sil Dorsett because they tricked me. They almost nuked Saintes. Because they tricked me."
"I suppose I should congratulate you," Kaleb replied dryly.
"I had no idea you'd been made the head of national intelligence for Khastenia, Sutherland, Triple Collandria, Ultramont, Sil Dorsett, and Saintonge. Congratulations on your multiple promotions."
"Sarcasm doesn't suit you," Max growled.
"You're not smart enough to pull it off," he added as he bushed past Kaleb to sit down at his desk.
"What do you want me to say, Max? The Ten Rings operated under the noses of the entire world for thousands of years. Spy masters were fooled by them long before you were even alive to fail. You're being ridiculous. If anything, Saintes wasn't nuked in part because of the work you did and..."
"It wasn't enough," Max growled.
"I don't care how long the cockroaches managed to evade everyone, I should have caught them. I've spent the last two weeks trying to figure it out. I had all the pieces. The tentacles were everywhere from the Syrixians to the Messianist League, the war in Ducrijeka, the attack on the Andrennian Parliament, Prydania Today and Kurt Ventur Jr... I should have seen it coming. If I can figure out how I missed it, I can fix my brain."
"Sitting here in the dark, with nothing but the glow of computer monitors, for weeks isn't going to solve anything."
"And you think your pep talks will?"
"No, Max, I know you better than you think. You're not going to fix your thought process obsessing over past failures. You're going to fix it by focusing on something new."
"The Iterian folder?" Max asked.
"Já. A research station may have some answers regarding the Ten Rings. And some of my assets have begun talking about..."
"... von Klaw," Max muttered.
"Speaking of cockroaches. Should have figured he'd pop up again with the Satrap dead. But what does he want with an academic research expedition?"
"Well," Kaleb said with a smile, seeing Max actually getting invested in a new focus instead of wallowing in self pity, "that's what we'd like the ÖSU to find out."
"If you want to know von Klaw," Max muttered, "you need to go to Alaterva fist."
"Why?"
"Because Axle Skov is one of the only men alive to cross Herman von Klaw and live. You'll need to talk to him."
"No. We'll need to talk to him," Kaleb corrected him.
Max narrowed his eyes behind his glasses. He could tell exactly what was happening here. And was annoyed that it was working.
"Fine. Talk to Asta. I'll meet you up front with a car in an hour. But I'm guessing you don't want to smell me in that car for the long drive to Alaterva, so amuse yourself until then. I'm taking a shower."
4:56 pm
On a Friday
Eskilborg, Prydania
ÖSU Headquarters
"Where is he?"
Asta Sæla looked up at Brigadier Marshal Kaleb Stahl. She adjusted her black rimmed glasses, which stood out against her fair skin and blonde hair, and gave the head of Army Intelligence an exasperated look.
"He's in there. And has been for two weeks now."
"Let me in."
Asta raised an eyebrow. The ÖSU wasn't, strictly speaking, a military outfit. Not formally, anyway. The Brigadier's rank didn't mean much here. In this building Max Hveiti was the lord and master of everything, and if he didn't want anyone to come in, well... no one short of the King himself could force the issue.
Still, Asta knew that in this case, it was for the best. She knew Stahl had just come from a meeting with the Prime Minister, and was no doubt here on his orders. She pressed the button to unlock the secured doors.
"Go on in," she said matter of factly. Stahl nodded and entered. Hveiti's office was always dark. And lacked any of the niceties- either modern minimalist elegance or traditional finery- one could expect from the head of a national spy agency. It was the fact that this building, like the ÖSU itself, was built by Max Hveiti post-War. And that meant the ÖSU Chief's office resembles a war room, with a wall of monitors feeding information along one wall.
Kaleb had been here many times. As the head of Army Intelligence, it fell to him to liaison with the ÖSU. Still, he'd never smelt it this rank.
"Good God, Max," he muttered.
Max was, for his part, lying on a couch tucked into a corner behind his desk.
"I should fire Asta for letting you in," Max muttered.
"When was the last time you showered?" Kaleb asked, ignoring that ridiculousness.
"Yesterday. Tuesday."
"Yesterday was Thursday."
"Was it?"
"Já. Is this where you've been? The Prime Minister can't get you on the line, and you're here wallowing in your own filth?"
"That seems rather dismissive. I prefer to think of it as recharging."
"Most people go on vacation for that," Kaleb muttered as he approached Max lying on the couch.
"Or at least they go home."
"Well I'm here. What does it matter?"
Kaleb rolled his eyes.
"If you want to feel sorry for yourself that's one thing. But your pity sessions don't get to grind a government agency to a halt. You may be shocked to find out the ÖSU is bigger than you. Or should be, anyway."
Max rolled his eyes as he pulled himself to sit up and rubbed his eyes as he adjusted his brown framed glasses. He was wearing sweat pants and a Skandan shirt, an odd mix of business and pleasure by Max's admittedly unorthodox fashion sense.
"My brain's been spooling tape for over twenty years, Kaleb. Maybe it was wearing thin for a while now... but the Ten Rings were what got it to skip and come undone. I need... time... to get myself thinking right again."
"Then take a leave of absence."
Max grunted.
"If the only difference between you coming to see me and lecturing me and you being content knowing I was trying to fix myself was me filing the right paperwork, then I've overestimated you. I thought you were someone capable of critical thought."
"Only you," Kaleb replied dismissively, "could consider not being psychic to be a personal failing."
Max just looked down at his feet, seemingly blankly. Before he uttered "what do you want, Kaleb?"
"I want to drag your sorry ass back to work. You're being ridiculous. The Ten Rings..."
"TRICKED! ME!"
Max screamed the words as he stood up, now face to face with Kaleb. The Brigadier could smell him, he hadn't showered in three days, but he thought it best to not say anything.
"An Iraelian ambassador was kidnapped and killed. Because they tricked me. They killed the President of Khastenia because they tricked me! People are dead in Sutherland. And Triple Collandria. And Ultramont. And Sil Dorsett because they tricked me. They almost nuked Saintes. Because they tricked me."
"I suppose I should congratulate you," Kaleb replied dryly.
"I had no idea you'd been made the head of national intelligence for Khastenia, Sutherland, Triple Collandria, Ultramont, Sil Dorsett, and Saintonge. Congratulations on your multiple promotions."
"Sarcasm doesn't suit you," Max growled.
"You're not smart enough to pull it off," he added as he bushed past Kaleb to sit down at his desk.
"What do you want me to say, Max? The Ten Rings operated under the noses of the entire world for thousands of years. Spy masters were fooled by them long before you were even alive to fail. You're being ridiculous. If anything, Saintes wasn't nuked in part because of the work you did and..."
"It wasn't enough," Max growled.
"I don't care how long the cockroaches managed to evade everyone, I should have caught them. I've spent the last two weeks trying to figure it out. I had all the pieces. The tentacles were everywhere from the Syrixians to the Messianist League, the war in Ducrijeka, the attack on the Andrennian Parliament, Prydania Today and Kurt Ventur Jr... I should have seen it coming. If I can figure out how I missed it, I can fix my brain."
"Sitting here in the dark, with nothing but the glow of computer monitors, for weeks isn't going to solve anything."
"And you think your pep talks will?"
"No, Max, I know you better than you think. You're not going to fix your thought process obsessing over past failures. You're going to fix it by focusing on something new."
"The Iterian folder?" Max asked.
"Já. A research station may have some answers regarding the Ten Rings. And some of my assets have begun talking about..."
"... von Klaw," Max muttered.
"Speaking of cockroaches. Should have figured he'd pop up again with the Satrap dead. But what does he want with an academic research expedition?"
"Well," Kaleb said with a smile, seeing Max actually getting invested in a new focus instead of wallowing in self pity, "that's what we'd like the ÖSU to find out."
"If you want to know von Klaw," Max muttered, "you need to go to Alaterva fist."
"Why?"
"Because Axle Skov is one of the only men alive to cross Herman von Klaw and live. You'll need to talk to him."
"No. We'll need to talk to him," Kaleb corrected him.
Max narrowed his eyes behind his glasses. He could tell exactly what was happening here. And was annoyed that it was working.
"Fine. Talk to Asta. I'll meet you up front with a car in an hour. But I'm guessing you don't want to smell me in that car for the long drive to Alaterva, so amuse yourself until then. I'm taking a shower."
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