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GREITBART EXCLUSIVE UPDATE: Foskeburg’s Voter Purge Widens, Citizens Vanish After Questioning the Regime
The crisis unfolding in the Regional Assembly has taken an even darker turn, as an ordinary citizen known on Discord as A Memory of Light — and on the regional forum as Josi — has now disappeared after daring to ask a perfectly reasonable question.
According to multiple eyewitnesses in the region’s Discord channel, A Memory of Light asked @Foskeburg :
“Is it actually allowed to discount someone’s vote after they legally cast it?”
A fair, straightforward question.
But in @Foskeburg’s tightening regime, fair questions are treated like sedition.
THE DEEP STATE MOVES FAST
Within seconds, Pallaith, a longtime operator within what many now openly refer to as the Regional Deep State, swooped in to shut the discussion down. His response was described by @Fachu as “swift, aggressive, and way too rehearsed,” as though suppressing dissent had become part of his daily routine.
Foskeburg stares at Pallaith for guidance
Minutes later, A Memory of Light went silent.
Hours later, both A Memory of Light and their forum identity, Josi, had disappeared entirely.
Citizens report that their profile vanished, their posts wiped, and no one has heard a word since. Some residents now fear the worst:
“If you question Foskeburg or his enforcers, you disappear,” local pubic hair remover @plembobria told Greitbart. “We’re living in a hostile takeover of our own democracy.”
FOSKEBURG’S VOTER PURGE SCHEME CONTINUES
This all traces back to Speaker Foskeburg, who continues inventing new reasons to revoke citizenship, reasons so trivial they wouldn’t survive a kindergarten rules committee. Many have wondered if these rules have been inspired by the famously toilet paper worthy “RMB guidelines” that are so well loved by @Marcus Antonius.
Sources inside the Assembly have now catalogued the innocent actions he considers worthy of stripping citizenship:
- Not logging into the forum for a short period
- Letting your nation die briefly
- Forgetting to vote once
- Minor clerical errors
- Disagreeing with him or his allies
Former Speaker @El Fiji Grande, remembered for a steady hand and basic accountability, delivered a sobering assessment.
“This is the worst speakership we’ve seen since former Speaker @AraFuttio held the gavel and publicly admitted to making a mistake and apologising,” he said. “If this is the direction we are heading, I honestly wonder if democracy can survive.”
DELEGATE HALSONI PREPARES THE HAMMER
Delegate Halsoni, already enraged by the purge, escalated significantly after learning of the disappearance of A Memory of Light, also known as @Josi.
“This is exactly the authoritarian rot we warned about. I will see Foskeburg charged, war crimes, international violations, whatever tools we have,” @Halsoni declared.
He then delivered the line now being quoted across the region:
“The only person who should be allowed to remove citizenship extrajudicially is me!”
In a further statement, Halsoni confirmed he intends not only to charge Foskeburg but to deport him to The South Pacific as punishment. A punishment that many consider too extreme.
“This region deserves to be safe from him. Let The South Pacific deal with the mess he’s created.”
Sources say additional charges against Pallaith for “dissent suppression and citizen disappearance” are also on the table. We pray for Halsoni and hope that he won’t be killed again.
A REGION ON EDGE
Citizens are now openly afraid to ask questions, vote, or even log into Discord. One protester, known affectionately as @Great Bights Mum summed up the mood:
“Foskeburg purges voters. @Pallaith silences anyone who notices. And now people vanish. This isn’t governance, it’s a coup.”
Greitbart is monitoring the situation closely.
The regime may be tightening, but the truth is tightening faster.
